Category: Boblimptock

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HASBARA

Fortunate Son: TENDY’S 200 DEGREES of FLAVOR (and that SHELL INDIAN RESTAURANT)

Audio Services: CB/DIGITAL transformation (beyond JS8 call)

Killing Camels: https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/politics-and-diplomacy/article-847126

Why: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21071

WTAF, this too: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21067

NARCO SAINTS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21064

DUDES posting NUDES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21060

Comedy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21057

Explode don’t live: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21051

Prophetic Tangle: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21046

THIS IS A FAKE ACCOUNT!

If it’s NOT a USAF/NSA troll farm account, what it will do next is set up a GoFundMe and ask for cash. There will be some story about a kid dying. Just be careful. If it is a USAF troll account, then it will gather a network of useful idiots for future ops. “Deeann” is fake as fuck though, either way.

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WTAF: this too?

Might this be a fuzzy event, rather than discrete?

If there are google patents and ideas to use nuke war or gigaton scale atomic bombs to cool the earth in a runaway warming event? – why not asteroids. Over 10-20 years very little additional propulsive force would be required to change the trajectory. Remember that penetrator experiment?

OMG, FUCK: https://nypost.com/2025/05/28/science/3-city-killing-asteroids-could-strike-earth-within-weeks-generating-a-million-times-more-energy-than-hiroshima-atomic-bomb

DART: https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/edu/resources/teachable-moment/the-science-behind-nasas-first-attempt-at-redirecting-an-asteroid/

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EXPLODE, don’t live!

“We were not meant to live because pussies ‘live’. We were meant to endure a few brief brutal years, and then explode in a lightning burst of glory.” – Dr. Freckles

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PROPHETIC TANGLE: X-RAY PENIS MIND

  1. The beaches are littered with dead octopus and wet pussy.
  2. The cat army of Mr Fantastic (a Tabby) is moving on Fort Hooks, named after a German Shepherd named “Hooks”. “Skittles” will lead the first assault, followed up by “Scrambles” the Siamese.
  3. Your wet mind star fire ring is DRY and FORGOTTEN. Bone cave echoes of someone you knew, long ago, at the Catholic School where the nuns bare-bottom spanked you and you could see their nipples getting hard.
  4. The MASTERS of INFINITY control TEXAS TOAST style diners and the meth heads of Dallas. Crossing the border, screw worms are screwing with your aunt’s head and the ax thrower Brian White is heading over, to just talk … “I just want to talk”.
  5. MODERN CARVING is TAKING A BREAK from turkey time snake bakes and Mr. Charlie style Wyoming Biscuit Miner position. I have your smart phone, you left it in my bathroom after those 4 guys got done fucking you. I shoved your phone up my butt.
  6. It’s weird how they redefine “permafrost” as “frozen for at least 2 years”, but this is also a huge grifter/business opportunity, you can now sell: “vegetables from the permafrost”, “cheeseburgers from the permafrost”, “ice cream from the permafrost” …. as long as it has been in your freezer for at least TWO FUCKING YEARS … that deer you killed? – you can now call it prehistoric venison … fuck them.
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PLASTIC SPOON HEADS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250525_PLASTIC_SPOON_HEADS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

PLASTIC SPOON HEADS:

They say we have a plastic spoon’s worth of micro-plastics in our brains, individually …

I forget who said it … what were we talking about?

I may do my first live performance, because why the fuck not?

The name of my “ACT” (as if it’s an act): “PLASTIC SPOON HEADS”

If it is not original, IDGAF.

No one owns those three words.

If I must call myself TRASH BRAIN, I’ll go there … to get cocaine.

BEES: https://www.ehn.org/microplastics-impair-bees-memory-and-threaten-global-pollination

WALMART is OPEN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21033

Nothing more to know (I think):

remember what I was talking about?

Who the fuck is Liam Neeson?

Why did he fuck my mom?

Why did your MOM give me aids?

What is aids?

Can you cure crabs with diabetes?

Can you cure diabetes with candy bars?

Are you on FIRE for your passionate love nest?

Do you have a “secret grandpa”? – I have one.