HAIRLESS MONKEYS
“For the first time, we have been able to show, without a shadow of a doubt, that wild primates, with no human interference, consume fruit-containing ethanol …”
ALERT ALERT
SOBER-LIFE SHIT HEADS
These monkeys need help.
Link: https://phys.org/news/2022-03-monkeys-fruit-alcohol-booze.html
Replacing drugs …
“Sober life: replacing one drug with another.” – Dr. Freckles
Dichotomous Thinking
“People bitch and moan about ‘dichotomous thinking’, but THERE IS NOTHING MORE FUCKING DICHOTOMOUS THAN SOBER VS NOT-SOBER.” – Dr. Freckles
TL is LIT (tilt)
“My TL is LIT.” – Dr. Freckles
PSYOP REPELLENT
“Drinking whiskey, aka: PSYOP REPELLENT.” – Dr. Freckles
(hey – maybe this explains the sober-life-bimbo-eruption?)
Obsession …
“Whatever you do OBSESSIVELY, without reason, is probably going to harm you.” – Dr. Freckles
A lot of sober-life people will end up adopting another obsessive and likely dangerous habit …
- and they’ll still be yelling at their kids
- and they’ll still be angry and sad
This is really fucked up, because I understand OCD – my dad had it really bad …
I’m thinking of checking in on sober life people, each day, and asking them “have you been drinking”
(every day)
Geoengineering …
“If the government tells you they’re GOING TO do ‘something’? a) they will never do it OR b) they are ALREADY DOING IT.” – Dr. Freckles
Days sober …
“Talking about how many days sober you are is like staring at a bottle of whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles
Metal …
“There’s a big chunk of metal in my left humerus now … so if someone says ‘ARE YOU METAL’? – I can un-ironically say YES.” – Dr. Freckles