STRAG ZONE RAMPAGE!

In the strag zone …

  1. Noob and szlib TUG ger soldiers, making their way to Nelly’s Bar for some gromulack tea.
  2. 98 separate incidents of outrage are recorded, every day, in the STRAG ZONE. Every act of outrage must be marked and recorded so that REVENGE IS TAKEN, and more acts of outrage and atrocities are committed, so that the great chain is not broken and all are made humble before outrages, and atrocities.
  3. STRAG ZONE merchants carry wallets on chains. Sideways drifters will reach into your pockets of pain and pull out worms and dried out used stamps covered in pubic hair … old wrappers from bazooka gum … residue of bbq sauce and crusted semen. They worry about their precious protein and the STREET HUSTLERS don’t care, they just drift onward toward the final victory.