“I can usually identify a drunk based on how much time they spend talking about being sober.” – Dr. Freckles
Prohibition …
“Prohibition didn’t reduce alcohol consumption, or make it safer.” – Dr. Freckles
(now do guns)
MARK MY WORDS (revisited)
“… ‘MARK MY WORDS’ is unnecessary nonsense in the digital age.” – Dr. Freckles
Irish-Hitler
“There’s a white-Hitler, and a black-Hitler, Hispanic-Hitler, Jewish-Hitler, Asian-Hitler and many others … even Irish-Hitler … but Irish-Hitler mostly drinks, and has an angry podcast.” – Dr. Freckles