“VELVEETA necessarily leads to BOBLIMPTOCK.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m here … (a “I think therefore I am” rebuke)
“I’m here. You?” – Dr. Freckles
(fuck you Descartes)
A picture …
It’s funny, when you’re in school.
Your teacher shows you a picture of something: a “virus”, a “moon landing”, a “victory” over Japan …
And because of authority, as a cultural artifact and pre-programmed fetish, we look at the picture and believe.
(but maybe they should have taught us how NOT to simply believe, but rather: to think)

It’s all trash now …
“It’s all trash now: the Toyota Method isn’t even followed by Toyota any longer, not really.” – Dr. Freckles
There’s fiber in it … and minerals.
“Water, air, clay, sawdust: the four horseman of food debasement.” – Dr. Freckles