Day: November 20, 2024

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The ULTIMATE WARRIOR

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241120_THE_ULTIMATE_WARRIOR.mp3

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The Ultimate Warrior:

The ultimate warrior would be a cannibal.

The ultimate SUPER warrior would have double-max dopamine dispersal channels in his pre-frontal cortex … or hers …. IDGAF which gender the ultimate fucking warrior is. Women are nasty pieces of shit: they would make a great cannibalistic ultimate warrior bitch (watch the nature channel bro). AND WHEN THAT DUAL-DIPA-DOPA CHANNEL BURSTS because she sampled the LONG PIG, a wave of positive energy floods over the brain of that wonky-witch-warrior, and she fights HARDER for her daily bread. Ultimate-super-cannibal-witch-bitch-warriors rule.

The ultimate armored vehicle would be a bio-engineered giant tortoise that farts and poops acid projectiles and can shoot these chunks of burny-pain at high velocity and a great distance; ALSO, it survives only be eating people. Its teeth would be replaced with titanium and carbon nano fiber super-teeth, so that the tearing and cutting and maiming would have greater artistic and autistic value. That TURTLE TANK, manned by busty witch-warriors, feeding on human flesh, would control the 88 grid-zones and hold sway over QUEEN TINA’S REALM. DARPA has a project.

The ultimate general would be a speed freak, addicted to crank and bank and fucking 25 year old cocktail waitresses. His uniform would be designed by ROBOT HUGO BOSS and no moss would gather on him, as he led his armies to the Tiber and pooped on the Pope and burnt down the 7 hills, where the ancient-pedo-pill-heads live, because Cato the Elder was right, and ROME must BURN (and it’s never too late to make a dream come true).

The ultimate KING would look like Yul Brynner from the movie THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. He would not feel sad about smoking cigs, he would not cast aside his freewill for the dream of simping on virtue signaling 40-year-olds with nice butts who work at the ONCOLOGY center. He would smoke and fuck and eat cheese-steak pizza. His realm would extend from the Mississippi to the Kasbah, and no one would stand in his way. He would be the ULTIMATE KING of worldly things, his bling would shine for 10,000 years.

The ultimate feast would be made of burly beast and jinctous-soup.

The ultimate WOMAN would have boobs of STEEL, she would kneel while giving you head. You might be dead …

Seeking after ultimate shit, when the world is split, and the penultimate abounds CLIT head; don’t give up on your old wife and her fox-mane folly. A gold watch with clasp of silver is waiting for you, after the fall … if you can be ultimate ENOUGH.

The ultimate love affair would exist on Mars. Once the damnable MUSKITE robot ASSES of QUADRANT-HOTEL are eliminated, and Elon Musk is put on trial for crimes against gerbils. Then, and ONLY THEN, will ROBOT HEAVE KETCHINGS and CLINT CARSON find their double-nut-sack romance in the caves of Goom. And if their speavous-fluids flowed, it was mainly because the de-gentrified hovel tribes of Jupiter no longer carry butane lighters, or mentos, or twisted tea.

The ultimate path is YOURS, from start to finish. If some grifter comes along and tries to sell you on “another direction”, tell that fuck, and all other GANDALF LOOKING FREAKS, to beat bricks and to suck on Satan’s cock. Your path is yours. If you believe in Jesus, you share it with him and him alone.

The ultimate TRUTH is that most of what we think is true is false. It’s sad, and depressing, and it’s possible that’s why some of us seek sanctuary in faith. But, the books, the universities, the politicians and public schools, the lawyers and cops and “scientists” … they are mostly a cadre of mother fucking liars. They got their jobs, mostly, in the current arrangement, because they are good at social engineering and doing what they are told. If you didn’t fit that mold? – then you became the ultimate garbage. Welcome to the USA in 2024.

The HOLOCAUST is likely a dead end, if you know you know.

The APOLLO MISSIONS are most likely dead ends, see above.

JFK and RFK and who the fuck killed them? – Trump is not going to tell you, and you will likely never know for sure.

Nobody KNOWS who runs the STATE of ISRAEL: we just know it’s NOT Jesus.

Give up on the TRUMP and BIDEN and KAMALA shit bro, Putin and Xi, none of them like you, none of them like me. Whichever wooden Hindenburg they give you? – douse it in gasoline, and set it ablaze.

The ultimate FREEDOM is FOUND in acceptance, and finding a way to live, and love, that is meaningful to YOU and not harmful to anyone else.

Want to become ULTIMATE?

Want to embrace mountain type thrills?

Want a woman of honesty and strength?

Want a world of justice and grace?

Then give up on your LOWLIFE GRIZZLE BEATS and seat yourself upon the throne of possibility.

You CAN BE the ultimate YOU.

(your poo can glow)

This will sound grim: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15471

“Official” documents (weather engineering): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15466

Another neat trick: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15330

Nuke ISRAEL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15290

Losing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15476

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Bigfoot War One: Chapter 3 – The Battle of Denver

The dust was settling …

By October 16th, what was left of the US command staff was planning their first offensive operation since the war started. Normally, this kind of operation would take weeks to plan, but they had days. Days to plan an operation involving nearly 100,000 US troops, on US soil, the biggest domestic offensive operation since Sherman’s March to the Sea.

The good news: the US had massive caches of conventional weapons at locations around the globe. As much damage as the sasquatch did, much of this and the logistics required to utilize the supplies were operational. Re-supply of newer munitions were being sent out to front line troops within a few days, while the troops stood fast in a “shadow armistice”. “Shadow Armistice” is what forces around the world were calling the pause. DARPA’s investment in next gen manufacturing and 3D printing tech allowed for the rapid deployment of experimental weapons and ammunition. Allied forces had also learned that the bigfoot were more susceptible to damage from radiation, and fell due to sickness faster than humans. The US forces would use this information.

The bad news: various nations were already making agreements with the sasquatch, NATO was split in half and Japan, where Jordan’s son died, sued for peace first. The USA was isolated, and other than China and Russia, had no allies for this fight. As horrible as the onslaught was, and as much damage was done, many people across the globe wanted to stop, evaluate, and understand. For them, and the bigfoot, the war was over.

As of October 16th, nearly 10,000 sasquatch in 6 separate battle groups were hold up around Denver, Colorado. These were scavengers and pirates, members of KLUNGIT-ARMIES from the EAST. They had traveled through portals, and were assigned DENVER as a holding point by DIRG, the sasquatch WAR LEADER. These sasquatch were vicious, and did a great deal of damage on “Chastisement Day”. Nearly 50,000 people were executed by the bigfoot forces in Denver, another 10,000 were being organized for transport as slaves, to be sold.

Hasty kangaroo trials were held at the Denver Botanic Gardens, the local sasquatch leader, VORTIZ-WOO, sat upon a throne judging the humans. The crimes they were accused of were mostly made up, crimes of destruction, neglect, but in general VORTIZ-WOO enjoyed the emotional torture of judging these weak little hairless monkeys. For several days the gutters were sticky with human blood, for several nights these ravenous and vengeful sasquatch fed on human flesh.

But what seemed the worst insult, and the greatest provocation, were the “dog trials”. Dogs that barked on the beasts, that attacked them, that stood by their owners to protect them? – they were put on trial. No knowing or understanding any of it, simply knowing that their owner was in trouble and they wanted to help. The wolves had stayed neutral, wit the crow: and DIRG considered it a kind of treachery if dogs attacked their sasquatch forces.

For VORTIZ-WOO and his angry sasquatch army, it mattered not the lives of dogs. They laughed and mocked, and even took turns swallowing French bulldogs live. It is notable that the most shocking thing to come out of the Denver assault were these dog trials, people seemed to care more about dogs being killed than people being killed.

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Another NEAT fucking trick … (eh Zero Hedge)

Have you ever wanted to totally shut down an account on ZeroHedge.com, but you found it IMPOSSIBLE to work with those turds? You don’t want your drunken rants seen, do ya?

“What if I told you I have ONE NEAT TRICK for getting my accounts and threads hidden on Zero Hedge?” – Dr. Freckles

  1. a lot of anti-Semitic shit
  2. drunk anti-Israel shit
  3. Some racists and sexist and homophobic shit

I was afraid someone would see it – now it’s GONE!

And this is how you get Zero Hedge to hide it.

Another fun supposition: based upon previous experience doing this, you can actually SPAM their whole site, automated, and between 1 AM EST and 8 AM EST response times can be as long as one hour. I guess Zero Hedge goes cheap on IT support.