SQUIRREL ATE MY BABY!

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Zero Hedge Headline Information as of 4:06 AM 12/30/24 PST:

The bond markets are revolting CUZ 179 are dead from living in optimistic countries. Trump’s inauguration rejects calls to end chronic inflammation. Crypto losers spark anger as new African pendulum swings towards reality and CHINESE MAN doubles down on expanding counter-measures against stiff spirits and MEXICAN housing problems. Minorities and elderly remain fragile, Jolani says it will take 4-year-old’s blood to say that Yellen is forcing the Treasury to shove dildos up her butt.

When Animals Attack:

SQUIRRELS (file under ‘Nature is Metal’): https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/squirrels-are-displaying-widespread-carnivorous-behavior-for-the-first-time-in-a-california-park-new-study-finds-180985707/

From 2021: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/08/squirrel-attacks-nyc-neighborhood-fear

Link: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/26/why-do-kangaroos-sometimes-attempt-to-harm-or-drown-dogs.html

Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/kangaroos-eating-one-another-to-survive-australian-drought/

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain

Worst ever: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16552

GREAT NEWS:

MOAR BLUMP MIRACLES:

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIE …

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It’s a wonderful lie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16510

It’s that EZ: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16503

AL CIADA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16498

NYC Subway Horror: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16491

Huge Life Hack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16485

From November/December 2019: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16482

THOSE GUYS WERE BAD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16479

TIK TOK DANCING NURSES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16475

Imagine we memory holed combined arms warfare: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16472

Right: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16464

It’s THAT EZ

“Zbigniew Brzezinski once said it is EASIER to kill a million people today than to control a million people. But you know what’s easier than THAT? – to let some calamity take out the millions for you.” – Dr. Freckles

(number one hit going back 7,000 years, especially when the elite are blaming the poors for “burning Rome”? – FAMINE)

FAMINE

Could be a “thing” that they know is coming and are covering up, could be a thing THEY triggered, and they don’t want you to know … could be the THING discussed in Matthew 24:22, who knows …

They are NOT known for hard work, so LITERALLY the easiest fucking thing for them to do is to let NATURE wipe out a shit ton of humans.

Next easiest and most likely historically? – to STARVE a bunch of humans out of existence. Especially if your safe zone for the elite is in Antarctica.

RAW: https://www.who.int/news/item/24-07-2024-hunger-numbers-stubbornly-high-for-three-consecutive-years-as-global-crises-deepen–un-report

MICRO PLASTICS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16495

G.M.F.Y.I.L.Y.