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"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
***no DUAL CITIZENS were harmed***
“I believe the USS LIBERTY was a blood ritual.” – Dr. Freckles
“Who thought MAGA would be so gay and faggy?” – Dr. Freckles
Death penalty for back injury guy: https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-prosecutors-seek-death-penalty-luigi-mangione-bondi-says-2025-04-01/
Back Injury and Suicide: https://www.reuters.com/article/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/certain-chronic-pain-may-raise-suicide-risk-idUSBRE94N0WR/
Torture: https://people.com/luigi-mangione-painful-back-condition-spondylolisthesis-8760672
“The very same person who will tell you cars are evil? – will also tell you if there’s no government, there’s no roads. This is called gaslighting.” – Dr. Freckles
“The human race has gotten REALLY GOOD at lying to others, lying to itself; we need to learn to tell the truth again.” – Dr. Freckles