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EXPLODE, don’t live!

“We were not meant to live because pussies ‘live’. We were meant to endure a few brief brutal years, and then explode in a lightning burst of glory.” – Dr. Freckles

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PROPHETIC TANGLE: X-RAY PENIS MIND

  1. The beaches are littered with dead octopus and wet pussy.
  2. The cat army of Mr Fantastic (a Tabby) is moving on Fort Hooks, named after a German Shepherd named “Hooks”. “Skittles” will lead the first assault, followed up by “Scrambles” the Siamese.
  3. Your wet mind star fire ring is DRY and FORGOTTEN. Bone cave echoes of someone you knew, long ago, at the Catholic School where the nuns bare-bottom spanked you and you could see their nipples getting hard.
  4. The MASTERS of INFINITY control TEXAS TOAST style diners and the meth heads of Dallas. Crossing the border, screw worms are screwing with your aunt’s head and the ax thrower Brian White is heading over, to just talk … “I just want to talk”.
  5. MODERN CARVING is TAKING A BREAK from turkey time snake bakes and Mr. Charlie style Wyoming Biscuit Miner position. I have your smart phone, you left it in my bathroom after those 4 guys got done fucking you. I shoved your phone up my butt.
  6. It’s weird how they redefine “permafrost” as “frozen for at least 2 years”, but this is also a huge grifter/business opportunity, you can now sell: “vegetables from the permafrost”, “cheeseburgers from the permafrost”, “ice cream from the permafrost” …. as long as it has been in your freezer for at least TWO FUCKING YEARS … that deer you killed? – you can now call it prehistoric venison … fuck them.
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PLASTIC SPOON HEADS

PLASTIC SPOON HEADS:

They say we have a plastic spoon’s worth of micro-plastics in our brains, individually …

I forget who said it … what were we talking about?

I may do my first live performance, because why the fuck not?

The name of my “ACT” (as if it’s an act): “PLASTIC SPOON HEADS”

If it is not original, IDGAF.

No one owns those three words.

If I must call myself TRASH BRAIN, I’ll go there … to get cocaine.

BEES: https://www.ehn.org/microplastics-impair-bees-memory-and-threaten-global-pollination

WALMART is OPEN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21033

Nothing more to know (I think):

remember what I was talking about?

Who the fuck is Liam Neeson?

Why did he fuck my mom?

Why did your MOM give me aids?

What is aids?

Can you cure crabs with diabetes?

Can you cure diabetes with candy bars?

Are you on FIRE for your passionate love nest?

Do you have a “secret grandpa”? – I have one.

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So worried about ZIO-DOXXING

  1. lots of USAF troll farm trolls on social media will threaten you with “doxxing”, especially if you are opposed to the State of Israel.
  2. Most, if not all, of these threats are bullshit.
  3. But I’m like, “don’t threaten me with a good time”.
  4. Anna Merlan’s hit piece against Jarrod Fidden in 2024 INCREASED his presence, it was a favor, almost as if he paid her to do it …
  5. So yeah, DOX the FUCK out of me … so worried.
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NANCY MACE: BUTT CAKE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250521_NANCY_MACE_BUTT_CAKE.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Trigger Alert: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21010

Christians: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21004

United Health: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21001

Golem Dome: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20997

MAGA BOOBS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20991

NANCY MACE BOOB PICS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20981

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TRIGGER-ALERT: disclaimer

If you’ve listened to my podcast or read anything I write you know that I go to some dark places, sometimes to defuse them with laughter, if possible, sometimes just to scream back “FUCK YOU” into the darkness. In its form, as a Christian, sometimes you might wince, but note that this is business between myself and Jesus.

Here’s the thing, I’ve gone to some even darker places in recent years. I don’t think it’s “THE END OF THE WORLD”, but I do find myself wishing for the destruction of my perceived or constructed enemies. I find myself shaking my fist at God, instead of prayer. I am not currently an example of a disciple of Christ and I need to make that point in a solid and blunt way.

If you find that I’ve become too dark or weir, there is a simple answer: don’t listen. I won’t take it personally and I get it … no matter how “right” we might feel right NOW, it doesn’t really matter.

So, you can ignore this as well.

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“CHRISTIANS”

“Christians know more about the Holocaust than they know about Christ.” – Dr. Freckles

If you follow this line of reasoning, it means that people who have no records of birth or taxes or anything are garbage: whether they lived in Rwanda or Nazi Germany.

(just garbage people to the chosen)