“If my name were PROFESSOR CRAB-TREE, I would CRISPR engineer apple trees that grew Dungeness crabs.” – Dr. Freckles
FART DEMONS
“Be careful when looking for old furniture: old chairs have fart demons.” – Dr. Freckles
let’s keep it simple:
Boomers did a lot of coke back in the 70’s / 80’s.
(some laxative in it)
(many of those coke heads got super broke and had to sell all their furniture)
Freedom, and physical assault …
“If you don’t know the difference between freedom and physical assault, you will be treated like an animal.” – Dr. Freckles
ENGAGEMENT FARMING
“Jesus was engagement farming.” – Dr. Freckles
Squishy stuff …
“Spock would have been happiest as simply a software engineer. God forbid you enter that field AFTER 30, as a human, and KNOW the ‘squishy stuff’ that doesn’t fit into logic – then you are truly doomed.” – Dr. Freckles
MY NAME IS KUNTA KINTE … (not Toby)
“The world will be WOKE when I get to play Kunta Kinte in the upcoming ROOTS revival.” – Dr. Freckles
Look away …
“If you saw me on the street, you would look away.” – Dr. Freckles
Talked about on YOUTUBE …
“If it’s being talked about on YouTube, it’s probably wrong.” – Dr. Freckles
Of government and death stars …
“Government usually implodes before the first death star ever gets BUILT.” – Dr. Freckles
What’s up with the battleship death stars in that one movie … ???
Sides …
“There’s WAR-GOVT VS PEACE-LIBERTY, those are the sides.” – Dr. Freckles