“Reality is racist.” – Dr. Freckles
Demonology by other means …
“Democracy is demonology by other means.” – Dr. Freckles
DALEKS …
“You do understand that you are watching your neighbors slowly become Daleks?” – Dr. Freckles
- ear buds
- vr goggles
- wearing them all the time
- wtaf
GROW THE FUCK UP!
“You are born, you have some experiences, then you die – GROW THE FUCK UP!” – Dr. Freckles
THRILL SEEKER?
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU on planet Boblimptock, that’s why hermits live in caves, that’s why it doesn’t matter where you live.” – Dr. Freckles
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR Project 2025
“Project 2025 will make the Manhattan Project look like the Alan Parson’s Project.” – Dr. Freckles
ONE NEAT TRICK!
“What if I told you ONE NEAT TRICK gives you ZERO unemployment? – redefine WHAT unemployment is.” – Dr. Freckles
TRUTH and LIBERTY
“TRUTH and LIBERTY == TRUE … IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
YOU can DO IT!
“You can make a frozen dildo out of GATORADE, and shove it up your butt in the summer time to stay cool.” – Dr. Freckles
What if …
“What if the US dollar imploded in 2019, and the American people were the last to find out about it?” – Dr. Freckles
It could be worse …
“You ever think that IF men and women understood each other, it would be worse?” – Dr. Freckles
Go BERSERK …
“There’s something for EVERYONE to go berserk over this year.” – Dr. Freckles
Vote …
“If you put a gun to my head and said ‘VOTE’, I’d let you blow my brains out.” – Dr. Freckles
Treat me like a human being …
“Treat me like a human being, but don’t blow me up.” – Dr. Freckles
Spider egg chili …
“Life gives you protein cubes, make spider egg chili.” – Dr. Freckles
I dump my garbage …
“I dump my garbage in the mailbox.” – Dr. Freckles
DIE-A-BETES!
“It’s diabetes, not live-a-betes.” – Dr. Freckles
The First Game
“The first or OLDEST game, because you can witness it in other conscious or self-aware animals, was the CHASE. The simplest rule, run.” – Dr. Freckles
A lot of pizza slices … (whatever)
“A lot of pizza slices make up a crises.” – Dr. Freckles
An undigested grape …
“From a Sovietology perspective: governments are NOT a salad bar with some truth mixed in there, governments are MORE LIKE 10,000 tons of shit that might contain one or two undigested grapes.” – Dr. Freckles