“You are born, you have some experiences, then you die – GROW THE FUCK UP!” – Dr. Freckles
THRILL SEEKER?
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU on planet Boblimptock, that’s why hermits live in caves, that’s why it doesn’t matter where you live.” – Dr. Freckles
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
FEMA …
- many angles to this story
- conservative case: this is another example of collapse, the inability to properly respond to an emergency … and it’s not new … remember Katrina? Or more recent, Maui?
- this might be an example of the use of geoengineering to target a community with an inland hurricane – in order to extract rare earths or other precious materials from the hills
- the history of the FEDs treating Appalachia like shit goes back a LONG LONG TIME, at least to the end of the US Civil War. Arguably, they just don’t want potential rebels up in the woods, they want them in camps …ooops … I mean cities.
MOAR Project 2025
“Project 2025 will make the Manhattan Project look like the Alan Parson’s Project.” – Dr. Freckles
FEMA: WE ARE HELPING!
ONE NEAT TRICK!
“What if I told you ONE NEAT TRICK gives you ZERO unemployment? – redefine WHAT unemployment is.” – Dr. Freckles
FEMA: “Can you help me carry my groceries to the car?”
TRUTH and LIBERTY
“TRUTH and LIBERTY == TRUE … IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
YOU can DO IT!
“You can make a frozen dildo out of GATORADE, and shove it up your butt in the summer time to stay cool.” – Dr. Freckles
What if …
“What if the US dollar imploded in 2019, and the American people were the last to find out about it?” – Dr. Freckles