“You run out of resources long before you run out of stupid.” – Dr. Freckles
More like Scientology …
“Bitcoin looks more like Scientology than technology.” – Dr. Freckles
I can’t help but believe … (really, you can’t help it)

“… I can’t help but believe that El Salvador is still Bitcoin country.” – Frank Corva, Bitcoin Magazine
What?
Does this seem like technology or religion?
DEAR FRIEND … (G.M.F.Y.I.L.Y)
We’ve all seen this pattern before …

Dear JEDI or Space Smuggler,
I came across your mail contact prior to a private search while in need of your assistance. I am Princess Leia, the only biological Daughter of Former President of Alderan. I am single and WILL fuck YOU and your HAIRY FRIENDS. I have apple sized titties and a nice snatch. MOAR PICS HERE, CLICK ON THIS!
I have investment funds worth Twenty Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand IMPERIAL CREDITS (27.500.000.00 IC) and I need a trusted JEDI or mercenary because of my current refugee status, however, I am interested in you for your honor and JEDI CODE bullshit. I'll give you blow-jobs.
Best Regards
Princess Leia
Your GUY …
“You ‘vote’ for your GUY, love your GUY? – I always hated your GUY.” – Dr. Freckles