Category: Planetary Status Reports

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DEAR FRIEND … (G.M.F.Y.I.L.Y)

We’ve all seen this pattern before …

Dear JEDI or Space Smuggler,

I came across your mail contact prior to a private search while in need of your assistance. I am Princess Leia, the only biological Daughter of Former President of Alderan. I am single and WILL fuck YOU and your HAIRY FRIENDS. I have apple sized titties and a nice snatch. MOAR PICS HERE, CLICK ON THIS!

I have investment funds worth Twenty Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand IMPERIAL CREDITS (27.500.000.00 IC) and I need a trusted JEDI or mercenary because of my current refugee status, however, I am interested in you for your honor and JEDI CODE bullshit. I'll give you blow-jobs.


Best Regards

Princess Leia
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COMEDIANS …

“Comedians help people learn how to LIVE without dying.” – Dr. Freckles

People love to live without learning, sometimes the BURNING is all they can see.

Comedians love to DIE for the yearning of turning their pain into something to be.

YORG-LORDS have care for the churning, cuz monkey-style lovers linger near the sea.

Comedians help us by talking about DEATH, and making you LAUGH, so the consequence can be observed, safely, from a distance.

Comedians assist us in KNOWING how to live, a freedom they give, so the dying is for lying.

Greet death, say goodbye to Saturday Night Memphis Style Sex Machines …

(snare drum)

You need to pick the right topic for the right audience …

It’s okay to mock the outsiders and KNOW WHO they are, and who the insiders are …

If your audience is mainly the ELITE, mocking INSIDERS could get you killed or worse …

Currently in America it’s okay to make fun of the following groups:

  1. government workers (tbh: based)
  2. lawyers (based)
  3. journalists (based, without sympathy)
  4. homeless people
  5. public school teachers (kinda based)
  6. the poors
  7. foreigners (sometimes based)
  8. palestinians

Currently, it’s not okay to make fun of:

  1. Papa Blump-TRUMP
  2. Israel
  3. Climate Change OR the Climate Change Deniers (you don’t get to pick a third option)
  4. Space
  5. Elon Musk
  6. Bitcoin
  7. Zionists
  8. BMW-Christians (Maserati-jesus)
  9. People that believe the “covid” was real
  10. People not willing to ask about WTC-7
  11. Mentally disabled (based, and mainly because of Trump’s base)

(God loves comedians, btw)

See: Richard Pryor, Bill Murray … those alive, those dead

Florida Alligators: https://www.floridasportsman.com/editorial/no-problems-with-big-gators-until-i-retired/514549

DEAD DANISH PEOPLE ARE MURDERING NORWEGIANS …

They say there is ONE PLASTIC SPOON’S WORTH of microplastics in all our brains, driving us insane, doing cocaine …

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STOP to SMELL the CORPSES …

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250209_SMELL_THE_CORPSES.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Fortune Cookie: let’s see

Where’s the snow: https://www.fox9.com/news/mn-winter-events-canceled-postponed-lack-snow-list

UPDATE: there might be UP TO 3 inches of snow, somewhere in Minnesota, as of the last RAYTHEON-LOCKHEED spraying campaign … 3 inches of fucking snow … in Minnesota … in February … what a fucking joke. (keep FREEDOM’ING MAGA-MAN, ignore the pillars of smoke in the distance)

FWEEDUMB: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17664

Nobody: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17662

LUCY-FOOTBALL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17660

Paula White-Cain: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17656

Stop to Smell: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17652

“POPPING SMOKE” theory from January 2020 (revisited again):

Options:

a) Q-ANON is REAL, TRUMP loves us, and the good guys and deep-state WHITE HATS are winning.

b) They are dumping truth on you as SMOKE to cover/conceal THEIR escape, implied in this option is that it no longer matters, anyone actually responsible is BEYOND THE REACH of any “justice.

c) you can believe there is a civil war among the ELITE, and they are data dumping each other, and that our government is in a state of pure chaos.

“… and while people are busy doing THIS, the ELITE are preparing for the DARK WINTER to come.”

I coined the term “DARK WINTER” in January 2020.