April 2022 - PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

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RAD ENGINEERING UPDATE

Our presentation in Sandy, UT, next week at the BE PREPARED EXPO.
Rough slides of the presentation …
Setting up a station in Puerto Rico, should be operational next week …
Still a week or so from delivering our first units, really happy we have two initial customers that are very patient.

The fat lady in the coalmine …

“A fat lady in a coalmine is worth two canaries in a bush.” – Dr. Freckles

7/10 Americans want to kill some Russians … (that’s what enemy means)

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/7-10-americans-see-russia-enemy

In a recent study, 9/10 Americans said the Moon was closer than Texas.
When asked to identify China? – 8/10 Americans point at Mexico.
7/10 Americans, when asked to point to Russia on a map, identified Canada.
Nearly ALL AMERICANS agree, the US sent multiple manned flight missions, to the Moon, between the late 1960’s and early 1970’s … and then they all collectively pretended that not going back for more than 50 years is normal.
Nearly a fifth of all sexual encounters end in intercourse.
In 1934, it was determined: “Real men LOVE cigarettes, sexy women love cigarette breath … mixed with whiskey.”
60% of Americans would eat their cat before their dog, the other 40% will die of starvation … soon.
1/2 cats will eat their owners if they must, 77% of all dogs think this is creepy.
85% of herpes cases occur 120% of the time … they just do.
1/20 Christians believe in God.
99% of all salad bars, at restaurants, contain cat feces … a lot of it … it looks like croutons. (but it’s not croutons)
If you were lost in the deserts, chased by wild dogs, 45% of people would feel bad about that … the rest, plus your ex-wife, would do pay-per-view to see it …
61% of all people will die, the rest will become zombies and vampire and Sasquatch.
If you hunt whale-squirrel, in the darkness of the night, there is a 76% you are on drugs.
It has been determined that 23% of racists hate black people, the rest hate the Danes.
86% of fat people eat too much.
Almost half of all Americans is 50%.
22% of all people will pick their butts and then lick the finger they used.
If your girlfriend or wife is a Democrat? – there’s a 86% chance she will be a bitch.
6 out of 4 Americans don’t understand ratios and fractions.
Half of all commuters want to kill you … because of that stupid shit you did getting onto the freeway last week.
74% of the United States is made up of America.
1 in 6 sofas hide a dead body.
72% of all US high school graduates believe math involves rhyming.
Nearly a third of Americans believe they are 66% of the 7/10 Americans … almost half are wrong.
A full quarter of all nickels are dimes.
90% of all human pregnancies happen with women …
666% of all Devil worshipers are hated … and SPOILER ALERT: it’s mostly Satan that hates them.
Almost one third of Americans have had sex with a drunken walrus, the rest wish they had.
From a study at the KOOSTEN’S INSTITUTE, they determined that 98% of all assessments are 23% of the ones that deal with why your girlfriend has crabs after spending the weekend with her “cousin”.
1/3 of taco meat sold in the US is undocumented … but they just want to go to college. Dreamers …
100% of all mass graves were meant to remain hidden, but the truth wins out …
Most people want to fall in love, very few succeed.