“Forget white-pills, blue-pills, black-pills, and any other pills – instead: KNOW HOW TO IDENTIFY ANCHORED TRIPLE-STRAND CONCERTINA WIRE.” – Dr. Freckles
HOW I LIVE!
Is it too early?
Me: “Is it too early to drink beer at 4 AM?”
Mr. Scrumbo: “You live in a camper?”
Me: “yes”
Mr. Scrumbo: “You don’t own the camper?”
Me: “that’s right”
Mr. Scrumbo: “It’s too late.”
Women love your moms …
“Women always want to have sex with some other guy: probably your dad … or your moms.” – Dr. Freckles
Asimov’s 3 Laws …
“I have a rocket launcher buried in a locker some place, written on the rocket: Asimov’s 3 Laws of Robotics.” – Dr. Freckles