"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“If you measured my penis in AR-15s? – it would be 8 hippos in size.” – Dr. Freckles
FACTS MOST DON’T KNOW ABOUT AR-15s:
When I die?
Chuck me out of a moving car, as you drive recklessly through the hell zone of San Francisco.
Make sure I’m RIPE and READY and so dissolved that my body splatters and explodes, as you toss it out on the street going 55 MPH.
Let the rat and the pigeon feed upon me.
When I die …
Take me up in a CESSNA to about 7,000 feet and drop me on WA DC. Have a streamer attached to my body that reads: TAXES PAID IN FULL! Try to hit the WA monument, so that my body explodes on the tip, just the tip …
When I die …
I want all my parts harvested, and dried out, turned into a powder, and sold in China Town.
(I don’t care how racist that sounds)
(I’m dead)
When I am no longer here …
I’ll drink beer with Gabriel and smoke weed with Jeremiah.
I’ll spend all day reading the ancient texts, and then “show up” and SCARE YOU, like a ghost … but I’ll have the most joy when you’re naked in the bathroom, lathering your boobies.
We had Fantasy Island …
What about FENTANYL ISLAND?
“If ‘space’ is the final frontier? – then it’s also the lamest one.” – Dr. Freckles
“If there’s no more gold at Fort Knox, and the strategic oil reserves are nearly empty, why would we expect there to be cheese in the cheese cave?” – Dr. Freckles
Cheese is a good food for bunkers …
So I just have a hard time believing they’ve been “saving our cheese” for us … it’s not OUR cheese …
In fact: that nasty “Who moved my Cheese?” bullshit corporate cargo cult from 20 years ago was probably the result of this CHEESE bullshit.
It seems like the government would be storing women’s vaginal yeast by about this time …
“If there’s a government CHEESE CAVE, then shouldn’t there be a government HOOKER CASTLE?” – Dr. Freckles
“When I establish MY CULT, we’ll have these things called ‘cans’ … but they won’t be electro-doodly bullshit, they’ll be boobs … you hold on to your interrogators boobs.” – Dr. Freckles
“JUGS are the key to truth.” – Dr. Freckles