By the YEAR 2028, “butt scorpions” will become the new genital crabs …
By the YEAR 2133, all adult females will be registered as “sandwich makers” … now go in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich!
By the year 2043, 14 sector lords will be declared HAG-WARDENS and given authority to track down and destroy all break dancers … all of them must be wiped out.
By the YEAR 2029, the forlorn rustlers will meet up with the lesbian sky navies and form the ultimate coalition of sexy results …
By the YEAR 2037, Joe Rogan will be replaced with ROBO-ROGAN. Joe will be stripped of all wealth and will live out his days sorting peanuts from fecal matter for lower tier human consumption … with the rest of filth in QUADRANT-BETA …
By the year 2087, lots of people are being impregnated …
(with spores)