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FRENCH ONION POOP

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250201_FRENCH_ONION_POOP.mp3

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Love and Hate: different sides of madness … maybe they’re both bad, maybe they’re both GOOD.

Imagine there’s this THING …

Some people LOOK at this THING and fall in love with it, worship it, imbue it with goodness and concern that is not likely part of IT.

Other people look at this THING and feel nothing but pure visceral hate, hate inside their bones, their blood. Burning, conniption, fury and a complete psychotic break of RAGE. Other people look at IT and see everything they despise.

And this THING, this IT looks in the mirror, and sees nothing.

Imagine that.

FRENCHUNE COOKIES: sure …

NEW JERSEY FRENCH ONION SOUP: https://catcountry1073.com/northfield-restaurant-best-french-onion-soup/

French Bulldog: https://www.newsweek.com/owner-tries-crossing-street-frenchies-2018128

French Films: https://en.unifrance.org/news/17082/2025-a-record-breaking-year-for-french-films-at-the-oscars

French Wine: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crm73z0np93o

Dog poop: https://www.science.org/content/article/archaeological-record-full-dog-poop

Horrors from Denmark: https://www.euronews.com/2025/01/21/denmark-abandons-controversial-parenting-competency-tests-used-on-greenlanders

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VERN BURTON: FAMOUS FOR BADMINTON (Port Angeles, WA)

VERN BURTON: https://www.worldbadminton.com/museum/USA/People/VernBurton/

  1. Most of the links (for Vern) will be to Peninsula Daily News (local PAY WALL news). It’s weird for local newspapers to have paywalls, unless they desire no money from advertising.
  2. Or the links are to the CENTER, the building.
  3. It took some digging to find anything concrete about the GUY that made Port Angeles a MECCA for Badminton.

1973, Vern Burton is named Port Angeles Man of the Year … weird so few know who this guy is/was. Same year he retires, same year of the Yom Kippur War … random.

VERN BURTON CENTER: https://www.cityofpa.us/facilities/facility/details/vernburtoncommunitycenter-26

History of Badminton: https://www.mbbadmintonclub.com/wp-content/uploads/History-of-Badminton-USA-1.pdf

“Badminton has a rich history in the United States. The first badminton club in this country, the Badminton Club of New York, was formed in 1878 and became a weekend meeting place for New York’s society leaders.”

1956: Hungarian Revolution / Suez Crisis

1962: Cuban Missile Crisis

1973: Yom Kippur War

1979: Iranian Hostage Crisis, second oil shock of the 70’s

1981: Reagan Assassination

2019: KARY MULLIS DIES (connect to AGILENT and “STAN”)

KARY MULLIS: “Anyone can test positive for practically anything with a PCR test, if you run it long enough with PCR if you do it well, you can find almost anything in anybody. It doesn’t tell you that you’re sick.”

2023: HEART of BOBLIMPTOCK

BEST PHOTO I COULD FIND for MR FAMOUS BADMINTON:

NOT Vern Burton: https://www.vernburton.com/about/

MUNICH 1972: https://usabadminton.org/about/history/#:~:text=Though%20there%20was%20a%20drop%20in%20U.S.%20badminton%20popularity%2C%20the%20sport%20was%20demonstrated%20at%20the%201972%20Olympics%20Games%20in%20Munich.

Also, 1972: https://www.britannica.com/event/Munich-Massacre

Do this:

  1. Open up a browser.
  2. Go into “incognito” mode.
  3. Type in (with double quotes around it) “Vern Burton Badminton” … see what the results are.
  4. Then just type Vern Burton Port Angeles: tell me, what do you see more of? – the “center” or the person?

LINK: https://usabadminton.org/

BADMINTON A SPOOK TRAINING HANGOUT?: https://www.mdpi.com/2075-4663/11/2/35

“STAN BISCHOF” of WORLDBADMINTON.COM

STAFF of: https://usabadminton.org/about/staff-leadership/staff/

(I bet you are PAYPAL)

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BREAD BOWLS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250131_BREAD_BOWLS.mp3

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PERSONAL UPDATE: GLAD it is FRIDAY, glad I get paid today, still circling the drain on project focus. I hope to have a breakthrough this weekend on something creative and healthy and some exercise … but likely I will spend both days listening to music, drinking, vaping weed, and staring bleakly OUTWARD into the expanding filthy emptiness as I escape further inward. We’ll see, no need to get dramatic. Happy I got paid. I feel if I can finish CHAPTER 3, I can finish the first book … BFW1

NON-CONSEQUENTIALISM (my anarchism, my faith): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17515

FLY FISHING: https://www.bangordailynews.com/2025/01/02/outdoors/outdoors-contributors/fly-fishing-in-dead-of-winter-joam40zk0w/

TEXAS CHILI COOK-OFF: https://www.boernestar.com/article/10022,savoring-flavor-compadres-avoring-flavor-compadres-takes-inaugural-chili-cookoff

MEME COIN: https://bitcoinist.com/top-meme-coins-predicted-explode-2025/

Golden Retriever: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/adorable-golden-retriever-puppy-enjoys-203000508.html

Baked Bread: https://www.press-citizen.com/story/opinion/columnists/2025/01/06/food-column-new-years-bread/77490752007/

Panera Soups: https://www.businessinsider.com/trying-all-panera-bread-soups-best-and-worst-review-photos

  1. Denmark
  2. Bulgaria
  3. USA
  4. Germany
  5. Kazakhstan
  6. Saudi Arabia
  7. Haiti
  8. Colombia
  9. Serbia
  10. France
  11. Cuba
  12. England
  13. Poland
  14. Somalia
  15. Chile
  16. China
  17. Japan
  18. Russia
  19. North Korea
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I AM a NON-CONSEQUENTIALIST

… and I can’t imagine a Christian that wouldn’t be, with Pascal’s Wager as a CAUTIONARY backdrop.

“Consequentialists” or Utilitarians or any “the ends justifies the means” freaks drool over the TROLLEY PROBLEM … but it’s a Skinner Box, it’s a torture chamber. As with the Milgram Experiment: it might just be Doritos for the brain.

BTW: great exploration of the “trolley problem” is the 1964 CLASSIC “FAIL-SAFE” …

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OYSTERS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250130_OYSTERS.mp3

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Personal Updates:

  1. still at loggerheads over my current projects, obsessions – deadlock
  2. took a personal day yesterday, beginning of semester, traffic level low
  3. I have this ominous feeling that “these Los Angeles sites will be cleaned up in 18 months” can be filed under “never happens” and “that means the BIG WHATEVER arrives soon” … that’s about as concrete as I want to be in a milquetoast podcast … fuck it.

Oysters:

  1. greasy
  2. oily, moist
  3. wet, smelly, foul
  4. fetid
  5. musty
  6. moldy, jaundiced
  7. messy
  8. blanched and rugged DOG shit
  9. classy
  10. New Jersey STYLE HOOKER LOOKER
  11. space alien baby
  12. gag reflex

Oyster cook-off: https://franklincounty.news/2025/01/20/batty-sisters-win-rainy-cookoff/

Pugs: https://www.newsweek.com/hysterics-pug-does-every-single-time-owner-leaves-house-2018814

This is SO CATHETIC: https://www.newsweek.com/stray-cat-was-waiting-curb-couldnt-leave-behind-i-2010986

COON-TANG: https://www.thedodo.com/daily-dodo/camera-catches-cat-hanging-out-with-a-wild-visitor-while-family-is-away

DEATH CHIPS: BLACK HAWK collides with commercial jet … IYKYK … fly by wire …

STORY IDEA: “DEATH CHIP”, do a movie script, write it in a weekend while drunk

But this movie was done … RUNAWAY … with TOM SELLECK

  1. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/three-soldiers-were-board-us-army-blackhawk-helicopter-involved-collision-2025-01-30/
  2. https://thedefensepost.com/2024/10/17/autonomous-flight-black-hawk/
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FOOD, CAT, DOG: the MILDEST formula (add some bitcoin)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250129_FOOD_CAT_DOG.mp3

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The MILD FORMULA: dogs, cats, food, babies saved by dogs or cats while eating cake … stories about cooking stew in the woods and sailing to Patagonia. Stories about how CHEVY CHASE won WW2 and other READER’S DIGEST SKY MALL bullshit … mild, inoffensive, banal, trivial ephemera … dust bunnies of the mind. And CRYPTO … don’t forget to pump that shit.

Some other mild and relatively inoffensive topics:

  1. Flower Shows
  2. Old Artist Comebacks
  3. Porn Stars turned Straight
  4. New movies
  5. New TV shows
  6. Sports Ball Teams
  7. French Bulldogs
  8. Avocado Toast
  9. Egg Salad Recipes
  10. Antique Sofas
  11. Classic Cars
  12. Fly Fishing
  13. Dolphins
  14. Bird Watching
  15. Golf
  16. Bob Ross
  17. The New Yankee Carpenter
  18. Fixing Carburetors
  19. Composting
  20. Organic Farming
  21. PIZZA CONTESTS
  22. Easter Eggs
  23. Pumpkin Spice Coffee
  24. BBQ CONTESTS
  25. Golden Retrievers
  26. Cross Country Skiing
  27. Swamp Buggies
  28. Beach Volleyball
  29. Old People talking about their experiences
  30. Aliens
  31. Finding Jesus in food
  32. Vanilla Pudding or Rice Pudding competitions

KING CAKE CONTEST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17457

Pet your cat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17460

Dog saves baby: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17463

Something Nice about BTC: https://bitcoinmagazine.com/politics/donald-trump-vows-to-propel-bitcoin-to-new-heights

CORRUPTION? – no way: https://www.reuters.com/technology/french-investigators-open-money-laundering-probe-against-crypto-platform-binance-2025-01-28/

OBAMA COIN: https://www.newsweek.com/obama-brother-apologizes-crypto-coin-scam-2021988

A helpline for lonely women on their way home: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17477