"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Chuck Norris bought a ranch in Baja where he raises emu and water buffalo.
Chuck Norris is chasing TALE while sailing his ship the MOTHER MAGGIE around the TIP, just the tip, of Africa. Her sleek lines SHINE as the waves part, and his broken heart is opened up to FISHY LOVE CYCLES and seaweed getaways.
“Real fakers don’t get throttled.” – Dr. Freckles
THIS stops being funny real soon … this won’t age well.
What are they hiding?
FAKERS DON’T GET THROTTLED …
“Collapse is what fixes everything at this point.” – Dr. Freckles
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250212_Cannot_Help_But_Believe.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
FORTUNE: look at it, smell it
Mr. BEAST (he’s got a “VERN BURTON” feel to him):
Can you imagine being so obtuse that you would choose the pseudonym “Mr. Beast” …
At any point in the last 20 years at least …
(or, you DGAF)
(maybe you know WHO the BEAST is)
He might be real, but reading his bio I thought “fuck, everyone’s bio looks like MKULTRA-KID now” … or something …
Also: I’m permanently banned from YOUTUBE … so it’s hard for me to fathom having faith in any channel in that digital ghetto.
Is he Christian?: https://www.premierchristianity.com/culture/the-mark-of-mr-beast/17648.article
Is he sheep dipped?: https://www.biography.com/celebrities/a63150212/mrbeast
More like Scientology: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17755
Can’t help but believe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17751
Dear Friend: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17746
Your guy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17744
How fast: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17740
Powerline shoes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17736
EGG THIEVES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17728
Resources: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17771
THE END of the WHOLE MESS: (a science fiction teleplay from 2006)
Link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1251208/
