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Do not lose your head!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250116_Do_not_lose_your_head.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

LA FIRE DEATHS: https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/west/la-area-wildfires-strong-winds-expected/

Your fortune: from cookie style loving …

Project Beta-Realm-Possum: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17030

Forgive one person: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17028

A pond: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17026

TRUMP MIRACLES:

  1. https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17023
  2. https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17020
  3. https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17017
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PROJECT BETA-REALM-POSSUM

This is huge …

Based on some INTEL I expect to have between 10-15 NEW WWW TROLL FRIENDS … different source, not the “guy”, IYKYK.

So the project rolls on, and I have NEW HOOKS and CRANNIES to shove the troll-drites (dendritic connections between TROLLS and their environments) into the chipper.

It’s just good clean American fun.

Do you think THEY KNOW that I LOVE THEM … ???

Cuz I do …

And we’re winning boyo …

We’ve got the GUNSMITH MAGIC and an INCREDIBLE SEO TEAM of BRIGHT STAR TRAVELERS and hooker maidens. We dress in rubies and silk and pastry sand, our RUBBER BAND style magic makes the women go WOOO until TWO and then we’re through and I gotta poo … and then I want a pizza and it’s midnight, and I’m leaving her quivering on the bed with that red-faced magic GLOW.

THE BRAIN DEADS at CORPORATE are proposing a REVOLUTION in SEO: THINK, THOUGHT, THROUGH …

  1. THINK: what are you thinking about SCRUMBO … you thinking about me? You thinking about some dirty liaison in the dingy parts of the desecrated city … are you … YOU FUCK!
  2. THOUGHT: I thought you were gone … you left me, burning with desire. Now I have the “Danish Problem”, aka: incurable BALTIC GENITAL CRABS …
  3. THROUGH: I’m through with you … fuck …

LOVE STYLES VARY from coast-to-coast, and your elephant heart’d spirit isn’t going anywhere …

We WILL reinvent SEO such that MIRACLE SPICE becomes like SEA-FLOW for the GRUMBUM folk and the wary souls that consume old hoary chestnuts of busted out cognition.

G.M.F.Y.I.L.Y

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ABANDONED

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250115_ABANDONED.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Today, the park still remains abandoned:

Out there in the grease passageways …

Skitting from bush to bush …

Loose women and rough alligators …

A park meant for hobo kings, drugs and sweaty dreams.

You build FAFO PARK …

I would install the following:

  1. DARK WEB remote controlled .308 cal cannons, way up on the abandoned rides.
  2. Pitfalls with alligators and swamp turtles.
  3. Gangs of swarthy, dusky, shirtless men chasing busting young scantily clad women around the ponds and wallows …

PEOPLE WOULD CUM FROM MILES AROUND … just for the thrill.

It would no longer be abandoned …

It would be a home to drug addicts and schizoids …

We’d hire the VERY BEST to keep the place CLEAN, but the meanness would seep in and the juices of EVIL will flow.

Don’t go without a plan … it’s shady after dark.

Always …

It keeps the demons from sector-11 away from your BLAUPUNKT stereo …

By putting the tin foil in the dishwasher you preserve your beef spunk jizzum powers …

The mall is closed …

The park is abandoned …

The bridge is fallen …

The day is done …

Have fun Carl McGunn,

Winner of the turnip prize.

Enjoy your art at the Ale House,

where Billy and Teddy bake bread.

One day the carolers will signal downfall,

one day your cat will learn to fix your water heater.

CHOSEN …

Covered in hoisin …

Making it and baking it, from Tel Aviv to Mar a Lago …

CHOSEN JUST FOR YOU …

(sounds like Trump)

Summary of “TRUMP Can’t Do Nothing”:

  1. DEMS WILL PASS BILL BLOCKING CHILDCARE WORKERS FROM REPORTING ILLEGALS
  2. UKRAINE WAR WILL CONTINUE
  3. WEF ELITES WILL FORCE TRUMP TO SUCK GRETA’S COCK
  4. JD TRANCE SAYS BIDEN IS SETTING UP TRAPS AND BROKEN THINGS
  5. JD TRANCE SAYS NO PARDON FOR VIOLENT OFFENDERS
  6. BIDEN SENDS OIL PRICES SOARING (govt CAN’T control the weather, but it can do this?)
  7. TULSI WANTS TO WATCH YOU HAVE SEX …

Summary of “TRUMP Miracles”:

  1. MELANOMA is even MOAR Beautiful …
  2. FARM RECOVERY! (next year)
  3. TRUMP WILL ISSUE A SHIT TON OF EXECUTIVE ORDERS DAY 1
  4. BLACKROCK IS GOOD GUYS NOW
  5. ZUCKERBERG IS REALLY FUCKING SORRY
  6. BLUMP REVEALS SECRET OF THE DRONES
  7. BLUMP VOWS TO TAKE ON CENSORS

Something Weird: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16975

Evil pedo-Aliens set the fires: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16950

RE-RUN of LAST YEAR RAYTHEON: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16945

MY DICK POSTER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16920

stealth dollar collapse?:

  1. https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16912
  2. https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16885

CRIMINAL GANGS LOOTING: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16824

POPPING SMOKE ALERT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16841