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MAGACORPS PRINCIPLES: new style PERESTROIKA, MAGASTROIKA …

  1. is it nailed down? – GRAB IT!
  2. is it too big to MOVE on your own? – GRAB A FRIEND (aka OLIGARCH)!
  3. is ownership nebulous? – it’s yours, if you get there with your oligarch friends FIRST!
  4. is it easier to fix than create? – who cares …
  5. how do you get rid of 20 millions illegal aliens? – that’s a math problem, and we don’t do math in America any longer.
  6. you going to space? – sure, that’s our “room full of computers”.
  7. Can we do this better than Gorbachev did? – sure, we have the DORITO BANDITO country-fried FRITO in charge.
  8. PAPA GLUMP PUMP is your YAZOO YELTSIN, with putrid fire churros and lost ginctous to sell near the overpass.
  9. The national forests and parks are set to burn, so we sell the timber and the land. We learn to eat sand so that the SWELLS can get MAGA and the rest of us can beat bricks.
  10. YOUR SIR LANCELOT has the clap and no one has shots, unless you mean tequila. The stones are HOT will BISCUIT CIDER and the WIRED scumbags are lurking near the mule parlor.
  11. COMRADE, if you want that new flashing shit then some cows WILL GET exploding monkey herpes, and some chickens, and milk, cheese from the cheese cave, probably a lot of crops … if you want the NEW NINTENDO … welcome to the new world. Hobos with BIC lighters will set fire to your block, no so randomly, with developers plans on BOOK at the Mayor’s office. Just rinse and repeat the fake nonsense, people will prefer to starve.
  12. Watch out for the falling debris from the food processing plant.
  13. Make sure to put on your coffee filter first … then you can JOIN MAGA CORPS and SCOTT ADAMS will be your bunganutt butt master feur-gergen poop warrior.
  14. Can you feel the MAGA as you meditate on WHO was president during the 2020 monkey fuck?
  15. Do you want to go eat some raw bat to make magical viruses that DO ravage Lombardy Italy, but DON’T impact the tens of thousands of illegal Chinese in Little Saigon and Chinatown and Koreatown SEATTLE …. just random and weird magical fucking viruses.
  16. I am the magical hobo that can GO to the hospital with my medicaid card: no monkey herpes test, no monkey herpes vaccine, I got surgery … no one fucking cared about the COVID … weird after reading about that story about that kid that was denied a transplant.
  17. I am the magical dude in Seattle AUGUST 2020, and the GUARDIAN said a building across the street had caught fire … and it didn’t happen … but people wanted the LARP more.
  18. To be MAGA you need to dose yourself with massive amounts of LSD, then build a time machine out of cardboard and old used and dried out condoms.
  19. A MAGACORPS SERVICE MEMBER can COAX the cot casket bean leaders into picking up stone and pipe and chain. They will GAIN NEXT LEVEL SPIRIT OFFERINGS as PRELUDE to the Hopi’s 5th World.
  20. DANCE WITH YOUR COCAINE BRIDE like it’s MOSCOW 1995! They chide you on, the CIA minders, as money is funneled and nukes are stolen and V. PUTIN waits in the wings. MAGA MAN achieves total victory against the confinements of standards and morals …
  21. You see that thing over there, on the ground? That mound of flesh?
  22. You see that hound, shoot it on your way out then wave your BACK THE BLUE FLAG, FAG … and hit that ground rolling … never spoiling for a real fight, just having fun scaring the poors.
  23. Don’t worry about WHY people in Seattle buy air conditioners now … not relevant …
  24. Don’t worry about the nearly bug free windshields … it’s pole shift … it’s what that SHEEP DOG told you on YOUBOOBS …
  25. Remember back in 2018 when the PAPA BLUMP ADMIN said a couple things: a) arctic is open for business AND b) there’s never been more arctic ice … funny … one of those things can be true, as you spill your white goo on the ladyboy’s chest.
  26. You’re a monkey-scar MASTER, with gel fist and yellow-red eyes. STAND FAST against the GROBLYNNE HORDE and the DIRG-FINGERERS who malinger near the the bandstand and go on junkets to TORMUND TOWN and BROWN CASTLE.
  27. YOUBIZZ blesses the arch forger, cumming lessons of slack-eyed Kung Fu traveling.
  28. WWG1WGA, and Q-transmits are sent to SLEEVIX where GENERAL OOT is looting the scooter kings of Madison Square GARDENS, eating land crab and rustling hookers.

THE FUTURE is NOW … it’s here …

YOUR MAGA JOB NOW is to MAGA MOVE faster than LIGHT to the FRIGHT ZONE in Quadrant-Beta-Alpha-Reticuli.

You can have MAGA COKE there …

You can get MAGA CANCER …

MAGA 1200 LASER will seal up your MAGA butthurt asshole for good.

MAGACORPS PROPHECY from December 2015:

MAGACORPS PROPHECY from December 2016:

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MAGACORPS: GET THINGS!

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  1. https://www.yahoo.com/news/doge-orders-americorps-cancel-400-230709960.html
  2. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/10/7/us-spends-more-than-20bn-in-aid-to-israel-middle-east-conflicts-report
  3. I’ve been involved in AmeriCorps since September 2023. The money is about 2200 a month, but not year round. I demand no pity or protection and DOGE cutting funds does not shock me. TBH: if a lot of the teachers I worked around came to understand my changes of mind since 2016? – they’d want me gone too. I simply stopped living in THIS WORLD 9 years ago. And it wasn’t really just about “shitty experiences”, it was about butting up against the “wall” and seeing the cracks. I will figure out a way through or NOT, and that’s where we’re at. Worrying about it every day won’t help, doing nothing doesn’t work either. They say we’ll get one more check, so that buys me some time.
  4. Let’s be honest, if the “cliff” is still months away? then this could all just be noise, more smoke, more noise and the funding is restored.
  5. As you well know: there’s plenty of money for killing. This doesn’t mean my job is justified, fuck: I’m an anarchist on the Death Star and I did what I did to avoid becoming street homeless. Did I help some kids? – possibly, but the full truth is I did this job to avoid that oblivion that might eventually lead to an El Salvador junta style soccer-stadium fuck fest.
  6. I believe Grinken Time is near.
  7. I don’t believe any of the nightmares provided for us to savor come close to the the truth, but the YEATS poem is probably a primer.
  8. I was never good at jumping, not really. I guess I was stick leader at airborne school, so I did something RELATED to jumping well enough … jumping out of a functional airframe … I did that well enough, but that’s falling too. Falling is what I became good at, at a young age, falling so far I could fall into the recesses of my mind, my imagination, and land some place far from the grief of the world. I remember the WA state economy during the late 70’s, early 80’s, and what was going on around me. When it fell, the trees of that three legged stool (Boeing, timber, fishing/agriculture … maybe more legs …) … maybe not a stool, but a simplified economic reality. When that structure started to fail, it feel hard, some communities, like Aberdeen WA, never really recovered. What’s coming is worse.
  9. It’s not the end of the world, I think end of the world cults are retarded; however, I’ve also come to see Zionism as end of the world cult of suffering and as such I find it dangerously retarded. So no: I am no fan of apocalyptic cults. However, I think what is coming will feel as bad as “it’s the end of the world” … this won’t be the semi-hopeful “screwbilee” I talked about in 2019, this is the flush, this is a Pontiac GTO going 120 MPH hitting a steel reinforced concrete wall 34 feet hick, 100 feet tall. That’s your soft landing.
  10. Remember, it is the great discontinuity, so crazy random and likely low probability GOOD STUFF can happen too, and if we’re not on the verge of the end times then I think we’ll find Jesus there to help us too: AMEN.
  11. So I’m okay. I look back to how big a dick my dad was at times, and it reminds me of that scene from Red Dawn, the re-education camp where Harry Dean Stanton is telling his kids “now you know why”. And then I think of my poor Bible studies, my anger at God in the last few years, and the WORD I do know tells me with the help of the Holy Spirit: “now you know why”.
  12. Keep in mind: still the base case, dollar collapse (stealth dollar collapse since 2019), rapid cascading non linear and discontinuous transitions … imagine your next BAD DAY, DAY ZERO, is like falling 30 feet at night into hole …. you might make it … and it could be worse: research permafrost.
  13. If it is base case, Papa Blump is shuffling chairs to keep the right people paid …. and yes he’s probably our Boris Yeltsin.
  14. So yeah, GRINKEN TIME is close, here’s a trailer I did for it about 10 years ago:

ME AT WORK (old job now):