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"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
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Wedding Dress: https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/29266397/sheer-wedding-gown-veil-fashion-woman/
Danes are ugly: https://cphpost.dk/2014-07-22/general/danes-are-not-as-beautiful-as-they-think/
Is Denmark this bad?: https://uniavisen.dk/en/is-denmark-as-bad-as-everyone-makes-it-seem/
Danish stereotypes: https://uniavisen.dk/en/eight-danish-stereotypes-are-they-true-or-false/
DEADBEAT DANES: https://www.monthio.com/post/danes-in-debt-more-danes-have-become-bad-payers—but-individually-they-owe-less
Why Copenhagen is the worst place ever: https://www.vice.com/sv/article/reasons-why-copenhagen-is-the-worst-place-ever/
Just a horrible fucking place: https://www.partapuoli.com/Texts/A_horrible_place.htm
American kids tossed into jail: https://nypost.com/2025/04/14/us-news/us-college-students-jailed-in-denmark-after-argument-with-uber-driver-over-wrong-address-family/
Wasteful Danes: https://www.dtu.dk/english/newsarchive/2024/03/why-do-danes-use-more-of-the-planets-resources-than-most
Danes murder Little Sambo: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-55143044
Submarine Murder: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-kim-wall-murder-trial-starts-in-denmark
Danes are retarded: https://mothership.sg/2025/04/man-dies-drank-open-coconut/
Danes murdering wives: https://www.thecable.ng/acourt-affirms-death-sentence-of-danish-man-over-murder-of-nigerian-wife/
DANES LOVE WAR CRIMES: https://electronicintifada.net/blogs/omar-karmi/denmark-finds-israels-war-crimes-acceptable
Danes torturing animals: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/piglets-stolen-art-exhibition-left-to-starve-marco-evaristti-denmark/
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250417_BLACK_MAGIC.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Sometimes we all feel like one-armed MERL:
Tendy’s style A&W true life fortune: read the fortune cookie
Bitch Swap: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20201
I’ve bitched about this before: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20135
Some new t-shirts, I love this one, gonna use Bella Canvas 3001 for next iteration: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20185
THE TENUTO: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20115
Just ask google: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20066
Language crisis: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20062
Vatican again: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20208
Keep people talking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20211
Just keep people yapping, nothing gets done, a lot more people die.
“Keep people talking long enough and you can kill a lot of people.” – Dr. Freckles
When I think about rejecting God as a kid, I realize I wasn’t really rejecting God; I was rejecting the edifice of the Vatican and the Bishop of Rome. I was rejecting the witch doctors and sorcerers of the high Middle Ages, and rejecting the doomsayers of the last few hundred years. I was rejecting the Devil’s work, along with God, so I was half right, which is to say I was all wrong.
If you remove all the ritual, pageantry, and ROMAN PAGAN BULLSHIT from Catholicism? – there’s not much left. And what is left was always there, and needs know imperial earthly splendor.
“Catholicism: 99.99% ritual with a little bit of Jesus.” – Dr. Freckles