“Bitcoin looks more like Scientology than technology.” – Dr. Freckles
I can’t help but believe … (really, you can’t help it)
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“… I can’t help but believe that El Salvador is still Bitcoin country.” – Frank Corva, Bitcoin Magazine
What?
Does this seem like technology or religion?
DEAR FRIEND … (G.M.F.Y.I.L.Y)
We’ve all seen this pattern before …
Dear Friend,
I came across your mail contact prior to a private search while in need of your assistance. I am Aisha Qaddafi, the only biological Daughter of Former President of Libya Qaddafi. Am a single Mother and a Widow with three Children.
I have investment funds worth Twenty Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollar 27.500.000.00 and i need a trusted investment Manager/Partner because of my current refugee status, however, I am interested in you for investment project assistance in your country,
Best Regards
Mrs Aisha Al-Qaddafi
Dear JEDI or Space Smuggler,
I came across your mail contact prior to a private search while in need of your assistance. I am Princess Leia, the only biological Daughter of Former President of Alderan. I am single and WILL fuck YOU and your HAIRY FRIENDS. I have apple sized titties and a nice snatch. MOAR PICS HERE, CLICK ON THIS!
I have investment funds worth Twenty Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand IMPERIAL CREDITS (27.500.000.00 IC) and I need a trusted JEDI or mercenary because of my current refugee status, however, I am interested in you for your honor and JEDI CODE bullshit. I'll give you blow-jobs.
Best Regards
Princess Leia
Your GUY …
“You ‘vote’ for your GUY, love your GUY? – I always hated your GUY.” – Dr. Freckles
HOW FAST WILL THAT DAMN THING GO?
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2-3 MPH …
CRAZY SPEEDS …
Excitement.
POWERLINE SHOES
EGG THIEVES!
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West Seattle Café: https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/west-seattle-cafe-egg-thieves
BIG EGG HEIST: https://abcnews.go.com/US/after-100000-eggs-stolen-ceo-company-crack-security/story?id=118567012
Self-checkout thieves: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14358669/rise-self-checkout-thieves-shoppers-admit-failing-scan.html
COMEDIANS …
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“Comedians help people learn how to LIVE without dying.” – Dr. Freckles
People love to live without learning, sometimes the BURNING is all they can see.
Comedians love to DIE for the yearning of turning their pain into something to be.
YORG-LORDS have care for the churning, cuz monkey-style lovers linger near the sea.
Comedians help us by talking about DEATH, and making you LAUGH, so the consequence can be observed, safely, from a distance.
Comedians assist us in KNOWING how to live, a freedom they give, so the dying is for lying.
Greet death, say goodbye to Saturday Night Memphis Style Sex Machines …
(snare drum)
You need to pick the right topic for the right audience …
It’s okay to mock the outsiders and KNOW WHO they are, and who the insiders are …
If your audience is mainly the ELITE, mocking INSIDERS could get you killed or worse …
Currently in America it’s okay to make fun of the following groups:
- government workers (tbh: based)
- lawyers (based)
- journalists (based, without sympathy)
- homeless people
- public school teachers (kinda based)
- the poors
- foreigners (sometimes based)
- palestinians
Currently, it’s not okay to make fun of:
- Papa Blump-TRUMP
- Israel
- Climate Change OR the Climate Change Deniers (you don’t get to pick a third option)
- Space
- Elon Musk
- Bitcoin
- Zionists
- BMW-Christians (Maserati-jesus)
- People that believe the “covid” was real
- People not willing to ask about WTC-7
- Mentally disabled (based, and mainly because of Trump’s base)
See: Richard Pryor, Bill Murray … those alive, those dead
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Florida Alligators: https://www.floridasportsman.com/editorial/no-problems-with-big-gators-until-i-retired/514549
DEAD DANISH PEOPLE ARE MURDERING NORWEGIANS …
They say there is ONE PLASTIC SPOON’S WORTH of microplastics in all our brains, driving us insane, doing cocaine …
STOP to SMELL the CORPSES …
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MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250209_SMELL_THE_CORPSES.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Fortune Cookie: let’s see
Where’s the snow: https://www.fox9.com/news/mn-winter-events-canceled-postponed-lack-snow-list
UPDATE: there might be UP TO 3 inches of snow, somewhere in Minnesota, as of the last RAYTHEON-LOCKHEED spraying campaign … 3 inches of fucking snow … in Minnesota … in February … what a fucking joke. (keep FREEDOM’ING MAGA-MAN, ignore the pillars of smoke in the distance)
FWEEDUMB: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17664
Nobody: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17662
LUCY-FOOTBALL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17660
Paula White-Cain: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17656
Stop to Smell: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17652
“POPPING SMOKE” theory from January 2020 (revisited again):
Options:
a) Q-ANON is REAL, TRUMP loves us, and the good guys and deep-state WHITE HATS are winning.
b) They are dumping truth on you as SMOKE to cover/conceal THEIR escape, implied in this option is that it no longer matters, anyone actually responsible is BEYOND THE REACH of any “justice.
c) you can believe there is a civil war among the ELITE, and they are data dumping each other, and that our government is in a state of pure chaos.
“… and while people are busy doing THIS, the ELITE are preparing for the DARK WINTER to come.”
I coined the term “DARK WINTER” in January 2020.
FWEEDUMB
“This request looks like it might be automated. To protect our users from spam and other malicious activity, we can’t complete this action right now. Please try again later.”
– Elon’s Freedom’ing APP
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ANY ACCOUNT I CREATE GETS BOXED IN IMMEDIATELY BY X/TWITTER, IYKYK:
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ANNA BANNA: not so boxed in
Can you fucking IMAGINE having an account since 2010? Not banned? What kind of special fucking nugget are you ANNA?
(I have a banned account for every year I’ve been on the TRASH APP … but now they just toss you in the TWITTER/X CAGE so they can pretend to be freedom’ing … like Anna pretends to be a journalist … MISS INFORMATION is what I call her now.
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HER ARCH NEMESIS the GOAT KING: also not boxed in … so fucking random
This grifter’s account was created barely a couple years ago, but TWITTER/X has guaranteed this con-artist’s place …
Tell me more, ANNA, about how you think misinformation works?
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OOPS … right FREEDOM BIRD?
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But at least ELON lets me play with the thot-bots and hooker-grifters and other WWW trash … which, BTW, (X) or TWITTER has a LOT of trash … it’s a “landfill” basically or a MUD for con-artists (which includes fake journalists like ANNA MERLANA BANANA …)
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HERE is a good example of a FAKE ACCOUNT … if I had the money I could create hundreds of these … and I would, just to FUCK with that ASS ELON:
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