Today, the park still remains abandoned …

Out there in the grease passageways …

Skitting from bush to bush …

Loose women and rough alligators …

A park meant for hobo kings, drugs and sweaty dreams.

You build FAFO PARK …

I would install the following:

  1. DARK WEB remote controlled .308 cal cannons, way up on the abandoned rides.
  2. Pitfalls with alligators and swamp turtles.
  3. Gangs of swarthy, dusky, shirtless men chasing busting young scantily clad women around the ponds and wallows …

PEOPLE WOULD CUM FROM MILES AROUND … just for the thrill.

It would no longer be abandoned …

It would be a home to drug addicts and schizoids …

We’d hire the VERY BEST to keep the place CLEAN, but the meanness would seep in and the juices of EVIL will flow.

Don’t go without a plan … it’s shady after dark.

10? (no: homeless/immigrants/poors/chinese-sweat-shop-workers don’t get counted)

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MEGA DROUGHT: https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/drought-monitor-wet-winter/?id=97592236

SNOW SUBLIMATING: https://www.hcn.org/issues/55-10/scientific-research-the-case-of-the-colorado-rivers-missing-water/

DESICCANTS: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1747-6593.2009.00189.x

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