BENJI and COLLIN (recorded on 8/28/2023)

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Benji and Collin: a story of loss

The weekly police blotter includes incidents that occurred in the City of Sequim and in unincorporated Clallam County in the Sequim-Dungeness Valley area.

Aug. 15

9:25 a.m. — Theft, 200 block of Lake of the Hills Loop

1:11 p.m. — Vehicle accident, 400 block of West Washington Street

Aug. 16

10:46 a.m. — Assault, 300 block of West Anderson Road

Aug. 17

(report not available)

Aug. 18

10:58 a.m. — Vehicle accident, 1100 block of West Washington Street

7:15 p.m. — Assault, 300 block of South Seventh Avenue

Aug. 19

11:38 a.m. — Theft, 300 block of Marshall Road

3:59 p.m. — Theft, 500 block of West Washington Street

11:12 p.m. — Prowler, 100 block of Taylor Cut-Off Road

Aug. 20

1:07 a.m. — DUI, U.S. Highway 101/Shore Road

8:47 a.m. — Burglary, 100 block of Hooker Road

12:15 p.m. — Theft, 200 block of West Bell Street

6:07 p.m. — Vehicle accident, 100 block of West Cedar Street

8:26 p.m. — Theft, near 100 block of South Rhodefer Road

side notes:

listening to my shortwave radio and came across some local radio that transmits old time radio shows – one dealt with an escaped murderer where they say on the radio (in the show) “he prefers killing to eating”.

Starbucks shut down there lobby yesterday. McDonald’s (in Sequim) shut down their lobby today. Then there’s the McDonald’s in Utah that had its lobby shut down for more than a year. Shit is falling apart.

The local hog farmers are in revolt, they can’t get the enhancement drugs for the ribswich slurry. They aren’t getting help from local loggers to chop up the suey.

Scroglon forces are massing near Port Angeles.

H’rimbo’s new style sushi shop was caught selling steeg-flesh to WALMART for sushi, hundreds are now experiencing abdominal distension and one armed croob-spasms.

Teleporting scamsters are sneaking into your home at night to steal your life-protein and ivory-penguin-sauce. They have black lights and will find all the stains.

Angry coffee moms are flocking to Diblo’s Espresso Shoppe off of Zoog Ave. They have frowns and pounds and waddle their angry way past the door. They look for hobos to mock, so be careful. They’re on their way to spin class, to tighten their asses and tone up their boovula.

Stoking the fires, the Devil is dancing right now. Satan is dancing a jig – singing songs of success and drunkenness … he sings songs of real estate schemes, as the homeless pile up at the body dumps. Heroes tell us of “more food for the gunktis folk”, but no mention of shelter … weird right? Weird that homes are not a thin for these freaks.

From Dane’s latest show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlAWl-s6xts

Civilization is collapsing.

We might start geoengineering.

NASA says a sunspot is about to cook us.

India banning sugar along with rice exports.

British Columbia is in a state of emergency.

40 million acres in Canada incinerated so far this year.

Trees burning on the inside – soils/root system. Aluminum. Fungal elements are killing core would. UV-C is baking the Cambrian layer.

Villages in northern Greece evacuated.

Aussie bush fire season starts early.