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Who is Dr. Freckles:
- Born in an alley, near Wall Street, on the day of the FLASH CRASH. He burst out of a dumpster like a comet. As FAT FINGER TONY presses the scrog button.
- He wandered the lands for several years, looking for hookers, looking for beer.
- He spent time on MarketWatch.com in 2012 while working as a software tester for DIGGLIES STUFF EMPORIUM … they had pink noise that would rot your brain, they had the despair of company man living … Dr. Freckles worked there, in Issaquah, for a while.
- He ran for President in 2012, and the ninth core realm was formed which would later become CHOP-CHAZ in 2020 … which was ruled over by LORD RAZ.
- He was sector general during the first juggalo war. He tore the insane clown posse a new hole, and they smoked a bowl, and made peace.
- One day in 2015 Freckles woke up and said: “the milk smells bad” … and he sent a letter to his friends, saying “it’s not the end”, but don’t pretend: in about 5 years shit is going to start hitting the fan … and the hobo … cuz people throw stuff at hobos.
- He ran for office in 2016 and he told you, on a poster, that TRUMP IS THIS YEAR’S OBAMA … and what did you say? After you left me dead in that ditch.
- He formed D.F.G.T.C in 2016, and the next hooker republic was founded.
- In 2017, he formed he first ENFORCER SQUAD ZETA … and took on the crime lords of S’compton.
- He remembers the time of sassafras pancakes at McDonald’s old style whale lard
- “Success is just one failure away.” – Dr. Freckles used to say, when the rain fell down, and the alleys got busy.
- When the monkey herpes came, he went insane, did cocaine … all is well in BOBLIMPTOCK.
- He is the SECTOR GUARD.
- He is the quandary stird, with hair on fire.
- He makes money selling protein the the scord demons in grid-77.
- “You can’t be too fast for bad habits.” – Dr. Freckles … he had addiction to YORG-SYRUP
- During the age of the Monkey Herpes, Freckles hid in sector-990BRAVO, also known as Little Saigon
- In the age of peace D.r. Freckles sojourned with kind folk in a small town and broke his arm and made friends with a dog named Boomer … and then Utah was gone.
- He wandered into Squim and went into a store … got himself a six pack and cigs and more … he bought his shit from a Sikh named Dirg, he had a short word “should should have asked for the plastic bag before … ” and Freckles was like “I’m sorry I don’t live on planet bullshit” … and Dr. Freckles moved on.
- “The toilet is where shit belongs.” – screamed to Freckles in the night … he looked around and new the GREAT FLUSH was coming … find a crusty on the side and hold on.
- “Stuff is not shielded as much as people think stuff is.” – Dr. Freckles
- WALMART and the demons …. the coffee filter wearers