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MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250212_Cannot_Help_But_Believe.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
FORTUNE: look at it, smell it
Mr. BEAST (he’s got a “VERN BURTON” feel to him):
Can you imagine being so obtuse that you would choose the pseudonym “Mr. Beast” …
At any point in the last 20 years at least …
(or, you DGAF)
(maybe you know WHO the BEAST is)
He might be real, but reading his bio I thought “fuck, everyone’s bio looks like MKULTRA-KID now” … or something …
Also: I’m permanently banned from YOUTUBE … so it’s hard for me to fathom having faith in any channel in that digital ghetto.
Is he Christian?: https://www.premierchristianity.com/culture/the-mark-of-mr-beast/17648.article
Is he sheep dipped?: https://www.biography.com/celebrities/a63150212/mrbeast
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More like Scientology: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17755
Can’t help but believe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17751
Dear Friend: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17746
Your guy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17744
How fast: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17740
Powerline shoes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17736
EGG THIEVES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17728
Resources: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17771
THE END of the WHOLE MESS: (a science fiction teleplay from 2006)
Link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1251208/
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