“The mortgage has turned almost every home owner into a tiny Hitler.” – Dr. Freckles
Pay if off, or die.
LAST LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK
I was elected the LAST LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK.
My kestrel women are covered in oils and greases, and they suckle upon the fruit of Tybos – while undulating and writhing and producing their own doobie jelly.
Pyramids and empires and “gods” …
“Show me an empire or a pyramid or a random Greek or Roman ‘god’: I’ll show you the residue of some fallen angel.” – Dr. Freckles
The history of civilization …
“A person once said the history of civilization is the history of locking up food, and this is kind of true. The real history of civilization is the history of locking up the human mind.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ve talked about this before on my podcast …
What I did at Boy’s State in 1988, as an 18 year old “counselor”, was my OWN PRIVATE “COVID” …
I simply said: “See if all you guys can load up that elevator, and try to go up a floor.”
Who the fuck follows that advice?
(people that have an irrational respect for authority)
Finding time travelers …
“If you find a time traveler, kill them.” – Dr. Freckles
Heading towards the “light” …
“If I’m ever heading towards the ‘light’, I wanna keep going.” – Dr. Freckles
I call dignity …
“What some call drapetomania or ‘oppositional/defiant disorder’, I call dignity.” – Dr. Freckles
Mandela Effect …
The “Mandela Effect” is waste energy from the overlapping time wars.
The dilated now stretches back to 1900 …
(and much is unresolved)
(the cat is both alive and dead)
Suffering … and the MOON
“If we destroy the MOON, we liberate mankind from its suffering.” – Dr. Freckles
Glad I met you …
“I’m always saying ‘glad I met you’ to someone I’m not glad I met.” – Catcher in the Rye