“I’m not alpha or beta, that’s some bullshit. I’m charlie.” – Dr. Freckles
(your woman may “love” you … but I’m the dude coming through the side door, dropping a load in her skleevous …)
Truth or Whiskey …
“You can have truth or whiskey or both.” – Dr. Freckles
All the Martian invaders …
“Have the Israelis killed all the Martian invaders yet?” – Dr. Freckles
Empire …
A simple process for douches who want to steal shit:
- find a country that has shit you want
- install shit head as LEADER
- let it boil for 5 to 10 years
- Declare shit head “evil” and invade
(rinse and repeat)
Felons by lunchtime …
“Most of us are felons by lunchtime, we just don’t always know which laws we broke.” – Dr. Freckles
HOBLIMPTOCK
“I’ve talked about BOBLIMPTOCK, but not HOBLIMPTOCK.” – Dr. Freckles
The family …
“Once the government has captured the family, they have captured the nation.” – Dr. Freckles
Asking for wisdom …
“Asking for wisdom from God is like asking for infinite pain, and infinite joy – but remember, there’s pain.” – Dr. Freckles
A free country …
“A free country is a hornets nest, or a BIG hug, to other nations – choose wisely with free countries.” – Dr. Freckles
IT at work …
The IT software / firewall at work classifies my blog, this blog, as porn …
If it is porn? – it’s a strange porn.
A porn for strangers …
A table set for strangers to feel less alone.