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November 11, 2026November 11, 2026

PUSH THE BEAN, SAVE THE MAN!

Link: https://www.channel3000.com/news/national-and-world-news/hundreds-gather-in-millennium-park-to-try-to-push-the-bean-seven-inches-to-the/article_8786f01e-70b5-536b-98de-51dc340b0541.html

November 11, 2026November 11, 2026

… did it give you an erection?

“You had an election, did it give you an erection?” – Dr. Freckles

November 11, 2026November 11, 2026

BEAR-POCALYPSE!

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/11/11/world-news/4-grizzly-bears-linked-by-dna-to-deadly-attack-on-mother-and-daughter-in-canada/

2 KINGS 2:

Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Kings%202&version=NIV

November 11, 2026November 11, 2026

MOAR MOM STORIES

Link: https://abc7.com/story/mother-arrested-accused-chaining-child-special-needs-fence-florida/20030787/

Link: https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/special-needs-girl-found-chained/

November 11, 2026November 11, 2026

CURIOUS CENSORSHIP

“It’s a curious form of persecution and censorship that doubles the target’s followers.” – Dr. Freckles

November 10, 2026November 10, 2026

BURIED BABY FOUND!

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/11/10/us-news/missing-11-month-old-miraculously-survives-being-buried-alive-24-hours-after-his-dad-disappeared-with-him/

November 10, 2026November 10, 2026

>400K

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/11/10/world-news/more-than-400000-russians-killed-in-ukraine-war-leaked-records-reveal/

November 10, 2026November 10, 2026

NEMESIS

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/11/10/science/suns-hidden-twin-is-hurling-killer-comets-at-earth-and-may-have-wiped-out-dinosaurs-expert/

November 10, 2026November 10, 2026

What more can be done?

Link: https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/bremerton-krampus-event-canceled-indefinitely/W3CB4WGFKFCWVEBZQ4Y7O76PJ4/

November 10, 2026November 10, 2026

WEIRD TENTACLE THINGY

Link: https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-16278729/ufo-hovers-alaska-military-base.html