FBI HUMAN EXPERIMENTATION GUIDELINES
What do you want to believe?
TRAUMA MONKEYS and LESSER CATASTROPHES abound.
BTW: during the “popping smoke” phase which started in July 2024, the random disappearances and suicides, etc, will appear a lot less random. It’s like people are bugging out.

PATTERN: “hey, you can live with us …”
Because I have a decent counter example (UTAH 2021-23), I can specify a new pattern from my “friends”:
- They offer a place to live.
- They put you though a version of sleep and rest deprivation.
- They shuffle schedules and POKE you with tech.
Don’t stay in a place like that:
2016 – Goat King
2017 – Ginger Beard
And some other examples … not worth listing, for reasons.
A tale of THREE BOBS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260228_TALE_OF_THREE_BOBS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
A tale of three bobs:
- Bob 1: USAF RETIRED LTC, cyber security expert, makes 60K a year from a pension for just getting up in the morning. He really wants to teach. His wife is very ill. He lives in a compound up in the woods. He was doing a DHS/InfraGuard check on me. He made 20K for doing this, perhaps more.
- Bob 2: NDU, BUSH SCHOOL Texas A&M, cyber security expert, retired USAF, multiple PhDs and what nots. Served at the same locations as Bob 1, and has the same first and last name. He made money doing this, but WTAF would Bob 2 be in the special ed room this week?
- Bob 3: “Bob” was never Bob 1 or Bob 2. He’s somebody else piggybacking off of the identity of Bob 2. This is an overlay. This is probably the worst possibility.
An “overlay” is a person used as cover/background by someone else who has physical features similar to the “overlay”. The faker pretends to be the “overlay”. “Overlays” might never know this is happening.
The SHIT PARADE of gaslighters continues …

***1996, GAS STATION NAVAJO SHAMAN … call it 3B
Brief story from August 1996.
I was driving across country, from FORT LEWIS to FORT BLISS. I ended up stopping at a gas station / diner near Shiprock. An old native American man came up to me and asked me “where are you going”. I answered, “to Ft. Bliss, Texas”.
His response was, “no, you’re coming with me, follow me up into the hills, you are supposed to do this”.
I did not follow the old native American, sometimes I wish I had.
Keep your FEDs close: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25602
Perfect Lie Detector: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25587
Competence: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25565
Life is great, until: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25554
Marshal Cheeto: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25543
SOTU: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25531
MAGA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25523
Trust the docs: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25519
40% Irish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25606
Wow, so unexpected during “Popping Smoke” … (yawn)
Wow, TED was AHEAD of his time …
DRESS REHEARSALS
This is YOUR CHILDREN’S MENU:
- Alex Pretti was a normal guy killed by ICE/DHS.
- Alex Pretti was an agitator killed by ICE/DHS
But he might NEVER HAVE BEEN a real person to begin with, just a CIA paper cutout.

GROK is too much fun …
SPOILER: I’m not paying for premium, so … there’s that.











