Month: September 2025

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A giant chimpanzee …

What if there’s a giant chimpanzee in deep space, listening to our radio … and periodically it tosses a turd at us, to change the station … it didn’t like “Dinosaur Radio”, it changed the station …

An invasion of Venezuela would be a total papa Blump thing to do …

of course: weapons of mass destruction

“the fentanyl bomb”

I just made up the “fentanyl bomb”, but they’ll come to you at the UN and say “look at my vile of white powder” …

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THE MEETING

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250929_THE_MEETING.mp3

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THE MEETING:

Imagine a silvery tube ship …

A tube steak with outer space breaks …

It traveled from the cosmic lake, along a path of love and bewilderment.

My love mistress, Sheila McGuffins, she made muffins and princess style tiramisu ….

My STAR CRUISER, the HORGAN-COASTER, I would boast 100 light years in less than 5 seconds …

I’ll show up, on a FRIDAY NIGHT, with testicular lasers and butt hole pie arrays … they will SAY my SHIRT GIRDER is no longer THE THING, but my bling pole will fill the room and women will sway, and stay, in my condo … fuck you.

When I jump out of my STAR FORGER, my female pleasure guards will cover me in oils …

I will have blaster pecs …

I will have ATLAS thighs …

All the girls and guys will moan, as I take my throne …

I am the STAR GIRGLER …

I am the wayfarer herder …

I steal from the monster wives …

I have lived several lives …

If you can’t feel it …

If you can’t feel it …

if you can’t feel the tremors …

if you can’t sense the distant thunder …

if you are unable to simply LOOK UP AT THE SKY …

then what happens to you and your gormless brethren will be a tragedy unto yourselves

News Week: https://www.newsweek.com/what-project-blue-beam-conspiracy-theory-erupts-over-drones-2001051

Aliens and demons: https://www.destinyimage.com/blog/alan-didio-close-encounters-of-demonic-kind-the-truth-behind-alien-abductions

  1. The weird story about that OBJECT heading towards us and a Jewish scientist (a la Independence Day 1994) saves the day, and given the propaganda situation for Israel right now, I wouldn’t remove this from the running: https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/harvard-scientists-believe-an-alien-spacecraft-could-be-approaching-earth-soon-heres-why/articleshow/123347983.cms
  2. There’s the weird ass meeting of high level generals this week. It seems implicitly dumb to advertise a meeting like this, and if it was a leak, even dumber to keep it scheduled as is. But we are living in strange times: https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2025/09/25/hegseth-orders-rare-urgent-meeting-of-hundreds-of-generals-admirals/86348413007/
  3. And then there’s the idea that the Antichrist, as foretold, will arrive as a “human” to tell us we’re aliens, and to subvert the word via the alien mythology. And he’ll solve all the problems, and bring all the peace, and make sure everyone gets to eat … but … you’ll need a little something on your forehead and arm … something on your skin, to say that you’re IN … in with STAR SHIP “JESUS”. We talked about him a couple years ago.
  4. There’s enough CRAZY right now that we could simply classify this as a trauma monkey, as a psyop, a way to pump up the smoke while the “popping smoke” phase continues: a phase I believe began in July 2024 and I can’t imagine it lasts much longer. In this scenario the base case is US dollar collapse that began in 2019, and the US citizenry are the last to know, or something so awful you’d gaslight billions of people for several years to hide; pick the one that makes you feel better.

No matter how you slice it: dollar collapse, WW3, nuclear holocaust, aliens, end times, global catastrophic permafrost collapse, pole shift, etc … etc …

No matter how you slice this tomato, it seems like BOBLIMPTOCK is almost over …

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“We’re gonna have a little meeting …”

***This is some weirdly vague and bizarre shit … hard to say what it means. But, if BOBLIMPTOCK is almost over? – could be another sign.

Detroit News: https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2025/09/25/hegseth-orders-rare-urgent-meeting-of-hundreds-of-generals-admirals/86348413007/

Blue Beam?

Times of India: https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/harvard-scientists-believe-an-alien-spacecraft-could-be-approaching-earth-soon-heres-why/articleshow/123347983.cms

Remember: it’s the JEWS that save us in Independence Day (1996) …

On The Menu:

  1. Prep for war with Russia or China or Both
  2. Prep brief for Venezuela invasion
  3. Prep for war with Iran
  4. A mass firing

Off the Menu:

  1. A mass killing of officers.
  2. It’s not really happening, cuz why would you make this public.
  3. Related to the alien ship bullshit (blue beam).
  4. A mass arrest of officers preparing to mutiny.
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HOW YA DOING?

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250925_HOW_YA_DOING.mp3

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Tendy’s A&W Style BBQ Fortune: “Something I lost I’m getting back?” (like my groove?)

Papa Blump’s Ukraine Promise: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23356

Dodo bird: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23352

YouTube is bringing back everyone’s banned channels but mine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23342

Tylenol: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23328

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Papa Blump said he’d stop the war day 1 … wow …

Aljazeera: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/9/24/russia-says-no-choice-but-war-after-trump-u-turn-on-ukraine

Cooling the Earth with nukes: https://patents.google.com/patent/US20110005422A1/en

We avoided a “blue ocean event” this year, probably because of geoengineering mainly, but the geoengineering is also reaching toxic levels: which means you’ll need the “covid” to come back, to explain all the respiratory deaths.

Any who, we avoided it this year: https://arctic-news.blogspot.com/2025/09/double-blue-ocean-event-2026-update.html