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Some Healthy Advice

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March 31, 2026March 31, 2026

TACO TIME (could trigger Israeli use of nukes)

I said yesterday something that might seem counter intuitive: “the longer this lasts, the more likely cooler heads prevail.” And that’s because the HOT HEADS in WA DC and TEL AVIV are sucking up all the oxygen, but slowly the consequences of this fool hardy maneuver are becoming clear and other nations, waking from temporary shell shock, are pushing back – these are good signs, maybe.

If you are the state of Israel, here are your options if TRUMP TACOS:

Halt offensive operations against Iran and make a separate peace deal, part of this will likely involve turning Netanyahu over to the International Court of Justice at the Hague.
Continue conventional operations knowing that it’s not likely Israel will seriously hurt Iran alone, even with some US intel support. Every day, night, of missile barrages, is another day the economic future of Israel looks bleak, bleaker, busted … Israel is now surrounded by enemies launching attacks, so this is not good.
Use nuclear weapons – against Yemen, against Hezbollah and against Iran. This would be madness, but NOW, at this moment, is the last chance. Two weeks from now I think the IDF is in mutiny. I don’t believe the US will use nukes, but I don’t know if we could stop the Israelis.

The scenarios above are based on the “bad apple” theory of Israel: but what if they’re mostly child raping bad apples?

Strangely, we are in a window of time when TRUMP TACO means the IDF has a choice: use your nukes or cede control of the Middle East to Iran/BRICS block forever and watch your influence and economy collapse.

The US dollar is now guaranteed to collapse, btw, no matter WHAT TACO TIME TRUMP does … And this means: no help is coming from Uncle Sam soon.

(we’ll have our own problems during dollar collapse, believe you me)

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Something you may have read in an email …

Please pray, if you do pray, for my soul – if I have one.

I am currently facing questions I haven’t faced since my mom died of cancer. Not the questions that bring me back into the “secular fold”, but rather questions that make me wonder TO WHAT EXTENT have the priests and ministers given into evil, are we truly on the verge of something awful and WHERE ARE THE SHEPHERDS?!? (they are rallying the troops for war)

I don’t believe FAITH based on circumstance is legitimate, on the other hand if the faith is real does it matter from where or when it sprung? Is it wrong that we FIND IT in hard times? Would it be weird to have it in good times? And if a person attends church every Sunday, does this tell us anything about their faith?

I believe today, as I believe since I started my podcast, that we’re being lied to, systematically, to great depth, in almost every dimension of modern life, covering up something awful: culture, clothing, SUVs, smart devices, arena churches, 500 channels, a big dead internet.

And add int the BONUS CONTENT since 2020: “COVID”, “George Floyd Antifa Proud Boy”, “Ukraine”, “Biden Freak Show”, “Benito Dorito (Trump)”, and other lesser ops all designed to keep the USA population under control. At a local level it may look crazy, at a population scale it works like XANAX.

But what is implied by this?

So please brothers and sisters, say a prayer for poor old Dan.

God Bless You All,

Dan

March 31, 2026March 31, 2026