I AM THE DAN SULLIVAN!

I am Dan Sullivan.

I am the REAL Dan Sullivan.

I don't know about those fakers,
and race car drivers,
and Broadway writers,
and the LA LAKERS,
but I ...
and I ALONE,
still on the phone,
with tech support,
oh LORT,
am the REAL
DAN FUCKING SULLIVAN.

Sure,
there are pungo-freaks
in ALASKA
who claim this crown.
Don't frown,
don't tear your gown,
go underground,
join my TEAM
and our banners will gleam.

BECAUSE ...

I am the DAN SULLIVAN,
I am the force to be reckoned with,
I am your HOBO KING,
I own all the bling.

I was raised by CATS,
like furry brats,
we ate feral hog,
we lived in a log,
our dogs lived in caves,
they went to raves,
they ate monkey soup,
and then they would poop.

I am Dan Sullivan.

The REAL DAN SULLIVAN.

My heart is aglow,
so all the birds know,
I am DAN.
I will scan,
the heavens and the EARTH,
to find men of worth,
because I am DAN,
and I ran,
I ran down the street,
I ran to my own beat,
the treats I would get,
the rooms I would let,
the homes I would burn,
like yuppie BRUCE DERN,
I am DAN.

I own your butt.
I own your beard.
It's so weird.
I am DAN SULLIVAN.

I flew the last jet.
I played the last bet.
The SUN will never set on,
DAN SULLIVAN.

It is me.
You can smile to the sky,
for someday you will die,
I am DAN SULLIVAN.

It is written.
It is told.
So BE BOLD and BURN YOUR URN!

Don't turn away,
don't feel betrayed,
your lands will be free someday.

Don't stop the fight,
make haste tonight,
chase down the ghosts,
they know the most.

I am Dan Sullivan,
I am the turtle priest,
I have so much yeast,
I'll brew up a feast,
and then we can forget,
we can heal,
we can kneel before the HOUNDS,
that live underground.

I am Dan Sullivan.
I am Dan Sullivan.
I am Dan Sullivan.

FUCK YOU, LONG LIVE DAN SULLIVAN!

SECTOR SONG

Walking in SECTOR-1, you better be carrying your gun.

SECTOR-2, is where you'll leave your poo.

SECTOR-3, a place for you and me.

SECTOR-4, you'll come back for more.

SECTOR-5, keeps you alive.

SECTOR-7, it's almost like HEAVEN ...
but it's not,
it's covered in snot,
you get what you got,
lies you are taught.

So I think it's GREAT,
in SECTOR-8.

You're gonna be fine,
in SECTOR-9.

If you arrive,
in SECTOR-10,
you'll be surrounded by men,
with red glowing eyes,
and fire blowing skies,
and all this belies,
a truth,
forsooth,
your grinding heart,
is broken from the start,
in SECTOR-10.

Sacrifice that hen,
go to KFC,
get yourself a bucket,
say "fuck it",
it's over for the lands,
make YOUR STAND!
STEAL A GRAND!
BUY SOME COKE!
Because you're broke,
just a wandering bloke,
no steak no sword,
no bread no gourd,
no salad no drink,
WTF do you THINK of SECTOR-11?
It's also not HEAVEN.

SECTOR-13,
where all the food is green,
the coffee really stinks,
the oven is on the blink,
you'll jinx your one true love,
who fit you like a glove,
you called her "butter dove",
but she's gone,
out of scene,
in SECTOR-13,
your mind is a fluke,
she called you a mook,
it's over in days,
retract all your trays,
and prepare to land,
in the realm of sand,
nothing can last,
you're an outcast,
in SECTOR-13.

With SECTOR-14,
the diamonds they gleam,
it's not as it seems,
so get with the team,
in SECTOR-14.

In SECTOR-24,
you'll find a nice whore.

In SECTOR-32,
your wold will turn blue.

In SECTOR-49,
your father goes blind,
your mother bakes a tart,
it's broken from the start,
in SECTOR-49.

There are weird travelers,
milling about,
they cry and they pout,
they wander and wonder,
their hearts torn asunder,
a building noise,
ushering the boys,
to battle and rattle,
in SECTOR-66,
they'll get their kicks,
their minds are free,
their eyes can see,
the gods are NOT kind,
but never mind,
your blood leaves a stain,
so fly like a crane,
in SECTOR-66.

And when all the sectors,
in brilliant deformity,
are finally clear,
the crowds they jeer,
so drink your beer,
prepare the deer,
season the STAG,
you've broken your leg,
and you are complete,
it's tidy and neat,
your army is beat,
but the sectors are clear.

The sectors are clear.
The sectors are clear.
The sectors are clear.

MR. SCRIBBLES: a Halloween tale

MP4: https://planetarystatusreport.com/video/20261015_MR_SCRIBBLES.mp4

T-SHIRT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29661

Long ago
in a land you know
a man named Rudy
did his duty
fought in a war
but his wife
was a chore
a real hot mess
you could guess
her name WAS BESS

She had a friend
named Jody
a rock-n-roll roadie
always in her charms
using his tattooed arms

The SCENE was set
you can make your bets
JODY has NO REGRETS
a building sense of dread
in that sinning bed
one day Jody
shot Rudy in the head

Rudy lay there
cold and limp
but a demon
with great care
from HELL
rang HIS bell
and you could tell
Rudy was gone
so long
Mr. Scribbles is HERE!

LONG LIVE MR SCRIBBLES!

And from that day
the children would say
"go away"
"go away"
"try to hide"
"deep inside"
but the story lied

... and SCRIBBLES has arrived ...

Mr. Scribbles
comes in the night
Mr. Scribbles
is ready for a fight

Mr. Scribbles
walks real slow
Mr. Scribbles
knows where you go

Mr. Scribbles
with words unsaid
mean from the streets
eating the dead
it's okay
he's unseen
he'll be visiting
on HALLOWEEN

Mr. Scribbles
lives near the sea
along the shore
hard to the core
bittersweet memories
of every victim's plea

Mr. Scribbles
is 10 feet tall
he'll give you a call
on the phone
when you're alone
and no one knows
the firelight glows
long after
you are gone
the song dies
the flame lies
you will be late
for the charity ball

Mr. Scribbles
he's always nearby
with a sigh
and a curse
he grabs your purse
he steals your phone
and then he's there
sitting on your throne

Mr. Scribbles
he has a strange laugh
it's a gaff
a prank
you think it's okay
but then
the sun goes down
on your last day

Mr. Scribbles
he likes to use knives
taken many lives
brought them
to the dump
like a lump
buried in the fill
and still
he cries
as the world dies
and the flies
and the blood
and with a thud
the hole is damp
he puts out the lamp
and it's "ADIOS CHAMP"

Mr. Scribbles
is tired and sad
he wanders the world
flag unfurled
mind broken
just a token
of regret
you haven't met
yet
yet
yet

Mr. Scribbles
is away by dawn
all gone
forever walk
he never talks
he sits
he stalks
and he waits
another week
another month
another year
rivers of tears
flow by
he never dies
he never lives
he only gives
one last kiss
and an outline
made from chalk

Mr. Scribbles
came from HELL
ringing that bell
that Beelzebub bling
"ding, ding, ding"
goes the doorbell
he smiles real nice
he gives great advice
he wants to come in
he'll punish
your sins

Mr. Scribbles
is here for pain
he's slain
more than a few
left them
in the swamp
slowly turning
churning
to goo
a slew
of freaks
with cheeks red
nowhere to tread
just missed
presumed deceased
broke the lease
on the house
"what a louse"
the landlord said

don't look behind
don't look ahead
don't look for help
hear what I said

he's not afraid
he has no loss
he's the boss
of the end
he's a friend
to the bat
and the rat
and the spade

Mr. Scribbles
drives a nice van
Mr. Scribbles
eats from a can

Mr. Scribbles
feels the URGE
Mr. Scribbles
is going to splurge

Mr. Scribbles
grinds his teeth
Mr. Scribbles
is hiding beneath

Mr. Scribbles
eats all day
Mr. Scribbles
has the last say

Mr. Scribbles
is outside your town
Mr. Scribbles
wears a long frown

Mr. Scribbles
carries a bat
Mr. Scribbles
will eat your cat

Mr. Scribbles
had a nice wife
Mr. Scribbles
took her life

Mr. Scribbles
visits your room
Mr. Scribbles
brings the gloom

Mr. Scribbles
sees beyond
Mr. Scribbles
lives in your pond

Mr. Scribbles
lives in your pants
Mr. Scribbles
is made of ants

Mr. Scribbles
has one yellow eye
Mr. Scribbles
flies through the sky

Mr. Scribbles
hides in plain sight
Mr. Scribbles
is stronger at night

Mr. Scribbles
befriended your mom
Mr. Scribbles
is building a bomb

Mr. Scribbles
does the bad drugs
Mr. Scribbles
has human hair rugs

Mr. Scribbles
really loves SPAM
Mr. Scribbles
did 6 tours in NAM

Mr. Scribbles
has blue hair
Mr. Scribbles
likes to stare

Mr. Scribbles
collects old trash
Mr. Scribbles
will turn you to ash

Mr. Scribbles
fought a bear
Mr. Scribbles
truth or dare?

Mr. Scribbles
lives in your butt
Mr. Scribbles
is busting his nut

Mr. Scribbles
is always sad
Mr. Scribbles
knows you've been bad

Mr. Scribbles
makes a racket
Mr. Scribbles
has a skin jacket

Mr. Scribbles
does not lie
Mr. Scribbles
will never die

Mr. Scribbles
camps on the Moon
Mr. Scribbles
is seeing you soon

so try a prayer
to some lame god
say goodbye
to all you trod
pack your bags
you're leaving CRAIG!

don't stop running
he's coming now
he's just
a little late
now he's at
the front gate

he's inside
YOUR ROOM
settling gloom
your last date
Mr. Scribbles
Mr. Scribbles
Mr. Scribbles
brings
your
doom

I am your VIRGON LEADER!

I am your VIRGON LEADER.
YOU are my HOMEBOY GENERAL.
WE RULED in the time of APES.
Our hookers fed us grapes.
Your ex-wife was named Mapes.
Go fuck yourself.
You are my friend.
I am your love-duke.
Don't get jooked.
Don't get spooked.
I am your tryb-king.
I am monkey bling.
I will not sing.

THE BALLAD OF COCAINE BEAR …

There is
among the grass and woods
barren look
brown and yellow
never mellow
a Chinese murder hornet
awaits
so there is

There might be
wandering the streets
and village
the lands
a bear addicted to cigarettes
a BEAR addicted to COCAINE
TERRIBLY SICK and INSANE
moving FAST
LIKE A JET
you can BET
every hobo
in their NOBO
is packing HEAT
it's NEAT
how this BEAR
shaping his LAIR
as he cares nothing
and moves with ease
the LOBO bows
the snakes hide
the hookers run
it's not fun
when a bear
is addicted
to cigarettes
such strange things
and mysteries of SCIENCE
might, could, possibly, exist
do you DARE
do you CARE
about this BEAR
addicted to cigs ...

I was walking home
all alone
on my phone
talking to
my gnome girlfriend
and OUT OF THE BLUE
a saucer, a beam, a scheme
a JARRING NOISE
OH BOYS
we going to HELL
ring that BELL
creatures from MARS
driving space cars
drinking like LARS
your friend from Denmark
they parked the freak wagon
on the lawn
you ARE the pawn
that's what I think I saw
on the walk
near the sea
could it be?

I went hiking
biking
tripping and SKIPPING
along the trails
covered in grass and snails
and there was this MUTTERING
SPUTTERING
SPITTING and grey
no goof
I'm no spoof
I don't play golf
so I'd say: "that's a fucking wolf"
and your SHOUT
does nothing
go home you broken man
kick your can to retirement
it's a wolf
with powder
not chowder
on his NOSE
snorting and sniffing
the dental cure
not demure
not gentle
just ugly and addicted and hungry
the COCAINE WOLF has ARRIVED
you are finished
take your bucket
get in your JEEP
the road home is steep
and you are done
no alarm
but you are going
going
going
to the "farm"
all while hiking
AMIRITE?

We went to the MOON
we were brave
no slaves allowed
so proud of our rocket glory
gory swamp pain
SOUTHEAST ASIA
gone insane
poor in the streets
cleats to the neck
oh HECK
we're no BUFFOONS
our MISSILE ENGINES
sweet and RED
glowing and growing and going
to SPACE
amending the TRUTH
standing in the BOOTH
on that lunacy SAND
you can't just STAND
you have to JUMP
for JOY!
DAMMIT SON!
It was fun ...
(when we went to the moon)

My GRANDMA
she says
got some VIRUS
from CYRUS
the day laborer
her eyes
red
face
sallow
grace
disappeared
a lace napkin
covered in blood
and cud
and vomit
She was ONLY 89 years old?
TRAGEDY of YOUTH!
ROCK THE GATES!
CLOSE THE SCHOOLS!
ALLOW THE GHOULS
to abuse your kids
out of fear
freedom disappears
for a "VIRUS"
for a FEAR
always NEAR
one TEST away
so you can say
"My grandma was killed by the Covid."
and rid
disperse
remove
any doubt
that the redoubt of your reason
is not in season
logic frayed
mind slayed
by PSYOP waves
and fake ass graves
and stories of death
my grandma died
of monkey herpes
they wouldn't lie
they wouldn't fib
they're not glib or sly
grandma died
grandma died
grandma died
so keep your kids locked down
keep the coffee filter on your face
continue as a disgrace
to the human pile
no smile
our collective trial ...

"grandma is dead, long live grandma"

"grandma is dead, long live grandma"

"grandma is dead, long live grandma"

that's what it is
that's the story
it's what I heard
from some random nerd

“Back in the day …”

Back in the day ...

And don't be some jerk
about my literary work
I live in the stain
I've lost my whole brain
I USE ROGAIN
I NEVER SNORTED COCAINE
but I dreamt of a rain
that would wash us all away
I'm okay ...
I'm here in the present ...
I'm mindful of the past ...
Back in the day ...

I am centered ...
My breathing is fine ...

Back up your trunk ...
ba-dunka-dunk sklunk maiden
I'll show you my junk ...
Your heart just sunk ...
I heard the clunk ...
Let's find the BUNK.

I AM OKAY!

I WILL BE MINDFUL AND REAL!
I KNOW THE WHOLE DEAL!

It's about ...

emotional regulation

EMOTIONAL REGULATION
you need to keep that force
in check
oh heck
LION ...
You'll eat a cub
beat that club
unless you can regulate

beast man!

don't eat the baby!
don't eat the baby!

BACK IN THE DAY,
we crawled from the black,
we nutted our sack,
we didn't know jack,
but we were okay ...
300 millions years to this day ...
we lived in a swampy bay ...
but said "let's have an HOA"
BACK IN THE DAY
a little ray of sun
toasted your honey bun
you are my honey bun biscuit
never a trinket or triscuit
a general strike
so get on your bike
amphibian MAN
kick the can
meet the toad
take the last train
on life's lonely road
BACK IN THE DAY!

A long time ago
as our people were on the go
we leapt to the sky
rode horses
never died
in the desert sun
with laser guns
having fun
like OBI WAN
back in the day
when the world was still green
your life never seen
and a mean elf on the way
it's okay ...
BACK IN THE DAY ...
BACK IN THE DAY ...

250 years passed
stuck in the salamander's ass
a demon named JOE
too slow to stop
not a cop
just someone selling slop
a slurry
you eat in a hurry
it's flavored with curry
no jury will convict
you're licked
back in the day ...

Your soul blanket
is a mungle toad

Tempest brings
the GORLACK
to the surface ...

The ghost jurist
listens to the news ...

Blue bombers
heading west
for the rest
of the treasured ...

And there's us ...

There's me ...

I'm an absurdist ...
I do this for a living ...

I was born as your Uncle Monkey sister.

You stood as my Mother Ape Cousin.

She fought like a turtle-shark on crack.

She broke her back.

What's up with that, Jack?

THE ALTERNATOR

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260907_THE_ALTERNATOR.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

9/11 incoming:

September 11th is especially cringe, for me at least. I think about the MILLIONS OF LIVES destroyed by 2+ decades of the GWOT and now this IRAN bullshit, and, well, I just want to vomit.

And the best I can do, if someone asks, is say “just ask questions”.

And even requesting that people “ask questions” is now very subversive and it’s as if the “Holocaust” disease spread to other areas … areas that NOW cannot be questioned … like 9/11 … the GFC and TOO BIG TO FAIL … the monkey-herpes-covid of 2020 … 10/7 …

can’t be questioned

if they say it can’t be questioned, that MEANS you should dig deeper

The Alternator:

HONDA HONDA HONDA

It was one of those days
life is aghast days
our truck was moving
grooving towards the stars
but the cars slowed
and dials showed
that the electricity
spectacular and fit
on the fritz

HONDA HONDA HONDA

alas
no more gas for the road
slowed
towed
glowing light
tonight
the alternator
it fails
to fight

FIX THAT HONDA BUDDY
cussed and creamed
You were my power train hustler
I was your blame wagon
I kept the plane flying
you were lying
with the DANE

HONDA HONDA HONDA

I was stuck inside the wave
you turned me into a slave
I battled what I CRAVE
you sent me to the grave
but the FIX is in
it's fine
another dine and dash
from the ash
with cash
and the lash
we will fix that HONDA

OH HONDA POWERTRAIN

SIX HUNDRED BUCKS
no fucks given
we're livin' the true breed
spreading our seed
taking heed
of werewolves and witches
banshees and bears
wolves and wonders
all the thunder
buried in the glass

BLESS THE ALL WHEEL DRIVE

the MEISTER
the warrior
the wizard of wheels
handed my brethren his papered state
we said "great"
we went home LATE
we didn't have a date
so YES
it's best
and lonely before death
but the wheels still turn

HONDA HONDA HONDA

the machine lives on

I met a monkey general
at SAXBYS in Gerlington, VA.

He was eating the DELUXE PLATE
of SAUSAGE NUTS
and IRREDEEMABLE bleeding.

His eyes caught mine
and I was done
feeding this burgle butt sandwich
to the vacuum artists
and turtle vendors.

We gave CHASE
to the MASONIC HOGS
and won the battle.

And he left for France.

And I was condemned
to wander these forgotten lands
in search of peach mutton
and fried dandruff soup.

And I stand for harpies
and venison and fear.

And I serve the GUMPTON KING,
in an age of meringue disgust.

If you are onyx stone
standing all alone
I ask are you DARK MATTER?
you glance
there's your chance
to punch a white guy
in the eye
goodbye ...

goodbye HONDA

I want to drive around
in the HONDA all over town
and shout at the women going by
"hey bitch, I just made you pregnant"
but the truck must work
or some jerk
will pull me to the ground
with the thud
that's the sound
of my heading splitting open
and there's no more cope and
I should have said nothing
nothing
but

HONDA HONDA HONDA

I am your timber forger.
You are my rainbow queen.

I slept for twenty days.
You gave me 20 lays.

HONDA HONDA HONDA

A WOMAN is a GERG-ZERGIN

She stands watch
over the pot of shame

Her lame MIGHT
outta sight
oh HER MIGHT
just go in the kitchen
make me a sandwich

NICE BULLIES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30445

IRONY ALERT: https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/tour-bus-crushes-worker-before-squeeze-concert-killing-him/7MGZS253GREOFITCO6Y2INRTTI/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1788549228

The Bears: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30433

Vegas Diary: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30409

Beyond Cat Boat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30401

Seattle is Lying: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30393

Do you have brain fog, muscle/joint pain?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30380

I went down: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30373

Heroes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30370

On the verge: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30364

Iran Conflict: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30361

Crook: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30358

David Copperfield: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30354

Just the tip: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30350

Blockade is unbelievable: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30344

Lazy witch: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30341

Bacon Grease: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30450

Hi, I’ve been kidnapped …

Hi.
My name is CHUCK BRADLEY.
I've been kidnapped.

I was taken from the PLOW.
The bad guys have me now.
My wife is a rotten sow.
They burn my left nut.
In my chest they made a cut.
A gas I made from my butt.
But ...
I'm fine ...
I'm okay.
Thanks.

Hi.
My name is Deborah Simms.
I've been murdered.

I was standing by the gate
waiting for my date
he said his name was Nate
I said "well, that's great"
we danced the night
we danced till day
I asked to go home
he said "okay"
We arrived back at my door
he called me a whore
he cut my throat
he stood there with that affect
that gloat
and NOTE
I simply drifted away
but I'm okay
I'll be fine
you'll be with me
at the end of time.
Thanks.