
BARRON TRUMP is an incest baby …

“Inflation is transitory …” (5 years is transitory)
Trump blames Trump for being Trump … (fify)
BREAKING NEWS: “STAIN ACCUSES STAIN OF BEING A STAIN …”
“I can do what I want!” – says giant crying baby …
“They can take out Los Angeles and San Diego …”
GREAT IDEA!
“It seems like if we ground up passport material and Mexicans, we could build the ultimate jet airplane that cannot fall or crash. Throw in some PARAGLIDER lawnmower motors? – we’re SET!” – Dr. Freckles
This isn’t a tragedy …
“This isn’t a tragedy, but it’s gonna feel tragic.” – Dr. Freckles
Keep an eye on how dumb it is … (like Iran not launching missiles at Tel Aviv in half a year)
“Yorbis’ Razor: if IT is TOO DUMB, the FAKERY could be fake.” – Dr. Freckles







