Author: Daniel Sullivan

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SHARK NIGHTMARE SUMMER 2026

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260616_SHARK_NIGHTMARE_SUMMER_2026.mp3

Stuff going on:

  1. Don’t really want to see the doctor for another year. Too expensive, too stressful.
  2. Weird schizo guy waiting for the bus, pulsing out the signal.
  3. Wow, the MoU … WTAF …

ZERO HEDGE: fuck you, Zero Hedge Headlines

The “DEAL”:

Is PETE HEGSETH doing METH? HEGSMETH? – watch the first few seconds of the video below and then stop …

  • In order to discuss this “deal”, we have to believe the IRAN-USA-ISRAELI conflict is organic and the result of great-power conflicts, etc. Right now it looks a LOT LIKE the COVID to me: fake, synthetic, dramatized, and with a “dial” attached to it.
  • Any deal that allows Iran to maintain control over the Strait of Hormuz dooms the PETRO DOLLAR.
  • If the USA removes forces from the gulf? – the petro dollar is unlikely to ever return.
  • Death of the PETRO DOLLAR guarantees all prices in the US go up by 2x in the next year to 18 months, and this excludes all other inflation pressures (and there are a few others).
  • The deal dooms Israel to inexorable decline, demographic, economic, collapse within 10 years.
  • Do we believe: a) the conflict is real AND b) Israel is ready to commit suicide?
  1. https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/dispatches/experts-react-the-us-and-iran-just-announced-an-interim-peace-deal-heres-what-we-know-so-far/
  2. https://abcnews.com/International/live-updates/iran-live-updates-israel-withdraw-lebanon-katz-after/?id=133879236

JAWS REMAKE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28542

INDIAN HEAT WAVE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28538

Natasha Doll: https://www.ebony.com/the-natasha-doll-controversy-explained-has-it-crossed-into-real-world-abuse/

LIFE CRASH 2026 PORN: https://youtu.be/IrRf-kLkhRA?si=jc3rVJ-SsYtj4Vpb

  1. A LOT of these “good grief” channels are popping up.
  2. It’s clear to me that the sentiment is directionally correct.
  3. It’s also clear that a lot of this is AI generated, curated, nonsense.
  4. In some cases, actually several cases, the driver/rider orientation doesn’t really match US roadways – and this might mean AI and it might mean manufactured overseas BS content.
  5. THIS IS a great example of the “lesser catastrophe” narrative building … “if only we could stop those evil grocery chains” … if only … but they can’t control biosphere collapse.

Yes – shit is hard.

No – it’s not just a conspiracy on the part of the grocery stores.

(and if the petro-dollar implodes, it just gets worse from here)

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FAFO

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260614_FAFO.mp3

Zero Hedge: HEADLINES

“Art” or Demon: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28472

NONSESEN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28468

Not Allowed: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28485

Let’s go fishing: https://www.islands.com/2191901/san-carlos-lake-arizona-lake-forced-close-after-devastating-ecological-disaster/

Pakistan-India Nuke War Crisis: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2529589-a-nuclear-war-between-india-and-pakistan-could-destroy-the-ozone-layer/

Beneficial Ticks: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40693342/

Disclosure Day:

WAS …

  1. One long commercial for black DODGE CHARGERS?
  2. All the cliches involving “aliens”?
  3. Alien hand held dildo play?
  4. One long chase sequence?
  5. An excuse for a Filipino hooker that sucked Spielberg’s cock and got the gig of being the CO-NEWS WITCH with Emily Blunt at the end?
  6. Bad alien shots with rubbery bodies?
  7. Old alien Epstein pedophile reuniting with victims? “Remember when I stuck my alien finger in your butt?” stuff …
  8. A way to waste money I don’t have?

Last time I went to the movies was to see the re-release of 1989 “They Live”, and I saw this in 2023. The last time I went to see a NEW movie, 2019? …

WAR PLAN ALERT: 

1. We are moving 7 divisions of US ARMY RANGERS to quadrant-6, to deal with the hooker marines of Deziree.

2. The 6th Submarine hyper fleet is positioned near Monaco, to repel the SWISS GUARDS and offer indirect fires to support the CELTIC ASSAULT on Rome and the Pope.

3. Urine will be reused.

4. Turns will be taken, shaking your booty, don't be snooty.

5. Large amounts of pork rinds still need to be procured ...

6. The SAXON SPACE FLEET is orbiting near Venus, something is stuck between us and it's keeping us apart.

7. Iranian SKY PILOTS are monitoring Canadian elk activity near Mt. Simon, in the WESTERN PROVINCES, not far from Chesterfield.

8. Terrible battles are commencing at the district movie theaters, people are cursing SAM BLADE and the new CHOGLAN-CHUD-CHUG franchise of hornet girls and their sleazy ways.

9. Trump is positioning our SPACE FORCE STAR FLEET for the final blow against Iran. Currently, this fleet is hiding BEHIND THE MOON, ready to POUNCE on Tehran ... if the opportunity presents itself.

10. GIRG-FORCES under the command of General Shlmomo Silverburgstein are commencing JOINT MOSSAD/CIA ops to establish child rape/torture and organ acquisition facilities in the WEST BANK.

Total victory is near, again, as it will be, every Friday.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Have you seen THIS NUMBER a lot recently: