I am your VIRGON LEADER!

I am your VIRGON LEADER.
YOU are my HOMEBOY GENERAL.
WE RULED in the time of APES.
Our hookers fed us grapes.
Your ex-wife was named Mapes.
Go fuck yourself.
You are my friend.
I am your love-duke.
Don't get jooked.
Don't get spooked.
I am your tryb-king.
I am monkey bling.
I will not sing.