Author: Daniel Sullivan

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CHIPPED: Chapter 1 – BUTT SURFING 4 FREAKS

I spent the day thinking about it.

I wasn’t sure if NOW was the right time. My friend PAULIE got the chip 5 weeks ago, and says he can “keep from blowing his load” longer when he’s giving his wife the “EAST TEXAS PONY RIDE”; there are no limits, no constraints, love beyond county line toad parties. So it sounded SO GOOD there was no doubt I would need to do it too, get the fucking chip.

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FIGHT BACK!

TRUMP: “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!”

  1. Greenland
  2. Panama canal
  3. Gulf of Mexico
  4. National Parks/forests / Bureau of land management properties
  5. CANADA
  6. GAZA – TRUMP PLAZA
  7. judges
  8. Alcatraz
  9. other stuff, depending upon the day of week

Fortunate son: TENDY’S DELIVERS FOUR ANCIENT CHINESE CURSES

BIRD POPULATION: https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2025/05/north-american-bird-populations-suffering-severe-decline

Spain: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-29/spain-portugal-power-outage-how-it-happened/105227080

Air Quality: https://www.newsweek.com/children-advised-against-going-outside-oregon-air-quality-2067369

Even ZH respects Sovietology, as long as it is pointed at the PRC:

If you want to win: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20612

ROBOT APOCALYPSE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20609

Torture-to-Surgery: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20607

If it never happened: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20605

Fight Back: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20600

MOAR DANE (limited hangouts):

I’ve discussed this before: https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/health/texas-county-has-more-than-twice-as-much-dementia-as-the-rest-of-the-us/

NEVER EVER EVER criticize a certain country: