“Ask me why CRYPTO reminds me of the space program?” – Dr. Freckles
HOA means SATAN
“All governments are home owners associations, and SATAN is president.” – Dr. Freckles
A list of enemies …
“I’ve made a list of enemies and everyone is on it, including me.” – Dr. Freckles
A lot of landfills …
“There are a PLETHORA of landfills on the way to perfection.” – Dr. Freckles
How do you tell someone NOT to listen?
“You can’t tell someone to NOT LISTEN to your podcast if they are not listening to what you are saying. It’s a mind-fuck, and it predates podcasting, back to old timer Langley days.” – Dr. Freckles
Just more likely, at an increasing rate … (exponential)
“SPOILER: the older you get the more likely it is you will die, and it’s not linear.” – Dr. Freckles
To be a Snowden …
“In order to BE Snowden, you had to think it was okay to FUCK some people.” – Dr. Freckles
The wall …
“The KING will say ‘this WALL is here to protect you’, the King is lying.” – Dr. Freckles
Mary Poppins and the THOUSAND YEAR REICH
“Mary Poppins is LITERALLY HITLER. GANDALF is TED BUNDY.” – Dr. Freckles
IYKYK:GMFYILY
“I have so many awesome pickup lines: that’s why I have so much extra money and free time.” – Dr. Freckles