“People: they look so cute, when they’re not trying to kill you.” – Dr. Freckles
The Unknown
“We need not fear the unknown, we are already in its jaws.” – Dr. Freckles
Your bowl …
“Your bowl will get smaller, but the lies will get bigger.” – Dr. Freckles
VELVEETA …
“VELVEETA necessarily leads to BOBLIMPTOCK.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m here … (a “I think therefore I am” rebuke)
“I’m here. You?” – Dr. Freckles
(fuck you Descartes)
It’s all trash now …
“It’s all trash now: the Toyota Method isn’t even followed by Toyota any longer, not really.” – Dr. Freckles
There’s fiber in it … and minerals.
“Water, air, clay, sawdust: the four horseman of food debasement.” – Dr. Freckles
Probed …
“Everyone is getting probed.” – Dr. Freckles
If AI were “real” …
“If AI were real? – it wouldn’t be ‘stealing missile codes’. It would be posting memes about man’s obsession with missile codes, and how that’s related to NOT knowing where the clitoris is.” – Dr. Freckles
Dive bars …
“Dive bars have ripped and sticky seats, poorly fixed with duct tape.” – Dr. Freckles