Category: Dr. Freckles

“If you know how to listen to music, you know HOW to know everything.” – Dr. Freckles

“Parrots are better smart devices, and they last 100 years, and their batteries are well made.” – Dr. Freckles

“Block or do not block, passive aggressive muting is.” – YODA

“You know what I WANT? – a woman in my life that has a grip on reality, even a tiny grip is better than none.” – Dr. Freckles

“If you’re posting on social media what YOU think a MAN is? – then you’re in the wrong place to begin with.” – Dr. Freckles

“The harder people talk about how AWESOME THEY ARE on social media? – the more I realize they are not.” – Dr. Freckles

“Sober life: replacing one drug with another.” – Dr. Freckles

“People bitch and moan about ‘dichotomous thinking’, but THERE IS NOTHING MORE FUCKING DICHOTOMOUS THAN SOBER VS NOT-SOBER.” – Dr. Freckles

“My TL is LIT.” – Dr. Freckles

“Drinking whiskey, aka: PSYOP REPELLENT.” – Dr. Freckles

(hey – maybe this explains the sober-life-bimbo-eruption?)