“We are living in the time when all media, all ‘news’, converges on THE ONION.” – Dr. Freckles
HOA == CULT
“All cults are HOA’s, all HOA’s are cults, all governments are HOA’s.” – Dr. Freckles
It’s not wrong …
“If I see an age appropriate woman, indiscreetly, at the RIGHT angle? – it’s not wrong.” – Dr. Freckles
Talking long enough …
“Keep people talking long enough and you can kill a lot of people.” – Dr. Freckles
I went there again …
When I think about rejecting God as a kid, I realize I wasn’t really rejecting God; I was rejecting the edifice of the Vatican and the Bishop of Rome. I was rejecting the witch doctors and sorcerers of the high Middle Ages, and rejecting the doomsayers of the last few hundred years. I was rejecting the Devil’s work, along with God, so I was half right, which is to say I was all wrong.
If you remove all the ritual, pageantry, and ROMAN PAGAN BULLSHIT from Catholicism? – there’s not much left. And what is left was always there, and needs know imperial earthly splendor.
“Catholicism: 99.99% ritual with a little bit of Jesus.” – Dr. Freckles
“Language Crisis”
“It takes a lot of prosperity to have Jacques Derrida kinds of problems.” – Dr. Freckles

PIPE-LAND (SEA-FLOW affiliate): a Copenhagen joy center for families

This is what’s on the sign at the entrance of PIPE-LAND in Copenhagen:
Velkommen til PIPE LAND!
Dine børn kan overleve.
De svage er fest for de stærke.
“WELCOME TO PIPELAND!”
“YOUR YOUNG ONES MIGHT SURVIVE!”
“THE WEAK ARE FEAST FOR THE STRONG!”
“PIPE-LAND: the biggest thing since the FERBER method (iykyk your parents abused you).” – Dr. Freckles
- a maze of pipes
- you put the toddler in the “starting” pipe
- you close the iron gate behind the kid
- if the kid wants to eat, it has to find the food
- there are some hungry rats placed in the maze for learning reasons
- the Danes will love this
SLEEP TRAINING: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/moral-landscapes/201112/dangers-of-crying-it-out
Hit by the BUS
“Train a replacement, because EVERYONE gets hit by the BUS.” – Dr. Freckles
Kingdom of the Blind
“In the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man is despised.” – Dr. Freckles
- think about the lives of the prophets
- think about delivering bad news
the one-eyed man is despised, tossed into an asymlum and dies there in a few months, the rest of the kingdom is gone 1 year later
YELTSIN not NIXON
“MAGA MAN voted for a ‘NIXON’, but what they got was a ‘Yeltsin’.” – Dr. Freckles