“What if we end up with soup lines, but the soup doesn’t show up?” – Dr. Freckles
History …
“History is mostly the history of people thinking they are God, and then finding out they’re not.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m a loser …
“I’m a loser, but I ain’t lost yet.” – Dr. Freckles
She is gone …
“If a light goes out, do you blame the candle, the flame, or the person responsible for keeping it lit?” – Dr. Freckles
Naked Lunch and Hieronymus Bosch
“Burroughs’ Naked Lunch was like a Hieronymus Bosch painting, and I liked it.” – Dr. Freckles
Nuclear Poker and Tritium (revisited, again)
“If you’re gonna play nuclear poker, make sure your powder is dry.” – Dr. Freckles
… a machine that only makes landmines
“Imagine a machine that only makes landmines, and feeds on human flesh? – that’s the STATE!” – Dr. Freckles
Of dollars and Israel …
“The fate of the STATE of ISRAEL is inextricably tied to the fate of the US dollar.” – Dr. Freckles
MAGA: “Why can’t it be like it used to be?”
HUMANE treatment
“I love how people say ‘humane treatment’ … pfft … I’ve seen how humans treat each other.” – Dr. Freckles
JAWS and QUINT
“Everyone has a Captain Quint and a Jaws inside of them … spoiler alert: jaws wins.” – Dr. Freckles
A human being …
“KISS: An anarchist is a human being that finally figures out they’re a human being.” – Dr. Freckles
2020: of FLU and HUMOR …
“As with the FLU, the collective sense of humor disappeared in 2020.” – Dr. Freckles
What you FEAR …
“What you FEAR, you worship.” – Dr. Freckles
SPACE
“Space is going to be so BIG next year.” – Dr. Freckles
Best ecologists …
“You know who make the best ecologists? – anarchists.” – Dr. Freckles
Styx (revisited)
“Styx is a poor man’s LED ZEPPELIN.” – Dr. Freckles
Tube farms …
“Soon, there will be tube farms … for turning people into tubes … that make smaller tubes.” – Dr. Freckles
My liberty journey …
“The thing about the journey to anarchism? – there ain’t no ‘Gandalf’ … and you wouldn’t want one anyhow …” – Dr. Freckles
Good craps …
“FLOWTEIN from SEA-FLOW is WHY my bowel movements are spirited, rocky, and have zest.” – Dr. Freckles, Poopoligist …