“I am the Bukowski of Yodas.” – Dr. Freckles
Schrodinger’s Dog? – nah … (no one would even pretend to do that to a dog)
“You can have a Schrodinger’s Cat experiment, but you can’t do that with a dog – think on it.” – Dr. Freckles
Childcare
“Fun fact: your childcare costs go down if you can trust your neighbors.” – Dr. Freckles
A time machine …
“I think I built a time machine, I think I made things worse.” – Dr. Freckles
Social Security Bright Siding
“At this point? – debating whether Social Security remains solvent is bright siding … no matter your position.” – Dr. Freckles
THE SECOND CIVIL WAR
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240128_SECOND_CIVIL_WAR.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
SNOH STORM (TM: Raytheon):
- a three weeks ago it was above freezing
- two weeks ago we got magical snow
- a week ago it starts warming up
- yesterday I saw some yellow jackets
(this is all normal)
TEXIT:
“Trying to figure OUT what monsters do should be beyond our imagination, if we too are not monsters.” – Dr. Freckles
- I don’t believe in “predictive programming”
- I don’t think THEY have any obligation to “reveal” the method
- I do think they prepare the battlefield of the mind for military psychological warfare
- it’s a really bad remake
- it looks like late-stage trauma based mind control
- don’t be suckered by the CARTOON SOLDIERS …
WEED and STABBING and MICROWAVES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10981
No good virtue signaling (Christ is clear on this): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10977
MINT CONDITION: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10973
Talk is cheap: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10962
The BILL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10960
Not opposed to mining: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10954
Making deadlines: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10951
A jagged journey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10949
Of beetles and communists: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10947
BASHING the empire: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10943
Weed, Whiskey and the Devil …
“The Lord left you with weed, it takes the Devil to make whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles
WEED and STABBING (and babies in microwave ovens)
“If doing weed causes you to stab ANYONE? – you were ALWAYS going to stab someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Lowest …
“Trump voters are the Efrén Herrera of Nickelback.” – Dr. Freckles
Sober Life Virtue Signaling
“There is no GOOD KIND of virtue signaling.” – Dr. Freckles
Stinky crotch …
“Stinky crotch brings flies.” – Dr. Freckles
“MINT CONDITION” SHIT
“Mint condition shit is still shit.” – Dr. Freckles
Dumber than the 10/7 narrative …
“The only thing dumber than the 10/7 narrative is JAN-6.” – Dr. Freckles
Anarchism and genitals …
“If the government kicks you in the genitals enough? – you might end up at anarchism, even if you can’t read.” – Dr. Freckles
Of Milei, Talk and the USD …
“Talk is cheap, and as worthless as the $USD soon will be.” – Dr. Freckles
Bill of Rights …
“We no longer have a ‘Bill of Rights’, if we ever did. All we have now is the bill, and we all gotta pay.” – Dr. Freckles
TWITTER is NOT a place …
“Twitter/X isn’t a place for ‘resolving differences’, it’s a battlefield of low-stakes bullshit and mind-fucker foray, in a burrito of algorithmic control.” – Dr. Freckles
Topsoil and Famine
“You strip mine topsoil, you’re gonna have a famine.” – Dr. Freckles
Not opposed to mining or industry … (blah, blah, blah)
“I’m not opposed to mining, to industry. I’m opposed to people, knowingly, poisoning their neighbors.” – Dr. Freckles
side note: this is NOT EDEN … this the FAFO place.
MAGICAL FUTURE BATTERIES! (yay)
“It’s easy to spout bullshit, if you pick deadlines YEARS in the future.” – Dr. Freckles
