I was at the grocery store, and something SPECIAL was on sale: slat fish.
Slatfish …
“It’s a tangy Tilapia type surge-horn yellow-stripe perch with armatures and vigor and glowing green eyes …”, is what the label said. “SLATFISH is healthy white style fish, for Tennessee hooker weddings and lazy country afternoons with Thelma Borecrotch of the church choir.”
It seemed an intriguing bite-dish. I could serve this to the people at my job I truly love.
Slatfish have parasites …
The verz-worm is a South American butt-herpes infestation that enters your body when someone IN YOUR FAMILY eats slatfish and then uses the common shower. These worms will fill your soul with heavy metal delight and if not taken care of will lead to NEW SETTLEMENTS along the SALTON SEA.
Lots of stories from Federal Way near Seattle of slatfish slunking out of Lake Washing and stealing and eating French bulldogs and pugs. More than a few avocado witches have raised complaints concerning this DISASTER. While most don’t care, one Seattle denizen claimed that “these wretched little dogs are Danish toys of thoughtlessness, they need to be fed to the six gill sharks.” Others have echoed this sentiment.
They say the slatfish are wandering and taking their time … they are in no hurry to reach a destination, not like the monkeys that toss their poop about.
Slatfish are cool mixtures of pain sorcery and nightingale pomp. Your MOM’S BOOVULA will INTINGOOLATE at the thought of frozen slatfish style butt plug recipes, for August, when it gets HOT.
Slatfish are high in OMEGA-15 butt crack compounds and other GET RICH QUICK nutrient salves. Your MUSK WOMAN will HURL her GIRL SPEW when she sees that body renewal from slatfish oils activated by SEAFLOW power energy spider egg crystals and micro-butt-plugs.
I was made by a monkey.
I am a monkey.
Monkeys will eat me, and they will make MORE monkeys.
