“If you want to grow carbs, you’re gonna need cats.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t let the hoor …
“Don’t let the HOOR hit you on the way out.” – Dr. Freckles
Teenagers and Fractions
“Teenagers are afraid of fractions for the same reason the ancients were.” – Dr. Freckles
Women and reefs …
“Women, the beautiful shore with reefs ahead.” – Dr. Freckles
Opening your mind to manipulation …
“When you open your mind to a PSYOP? – you lose your sense of humor.” – Dr. Freckles
Criticizing “Israel” …
“If you criticize any government, to include the State of Israel, it simply means you are sane.” – Dr. Freckles
You own what you can protect …
“You own what you can protect from being stolen.” – Dr. Freckles
Bullshit fear …
“A world without bullshit fear, that’s the path to liberty.” – Dr. Freckles
Too sick to enjoy it …
“If the stuff you enjoy is making you too sick to enjoy it? – stop, if only for a while.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t take it personally …
“Don’t take military psychological warfare personally.” – Dr. Freckles