“Perfection is sub-optimal.” – Dr. Freckles
Not dead yet … (a hobo elegy)
“I know EVERYTHING I need to KNOW to NOT be dead yet.” – Dr. Freckles
KILOTONS per SQUARE MILE (GAZA)
“There’s certain point in kilo-tonnage per square mile when you call bullshit on the ‘war’.” – Dr. Freckles
Pirate Kingdoms have cash, but are COMMIE as fuck …
“Pirate Kingdoms are commie republics that ONLY MAKE MONEY for their ‘share holders’ – I mean it … they gonna rip off and rape YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
I can see your urinary tract infection …
“If you’re a HOBO and you don’t die, you become a god.” – Dr. Freckles
Dolphins …
“Somewhere in the world today there is a lab where a dolphin is being tortured.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR POPPING SMOKE …
“In some ways ‘popping smoke’ is like your woman screaming another man’s name while you’re fucking – just like that.” – Dr. Freckles
What makes YOU a LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK?
“What could make YOU a LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK? – you maintain your name and title during GRINKEN TIME.” – Dr. Freckles
Bukowski of Ted K’s …
“Dan’s DANIFESTO will prove he’s the Bukowski of Ted K’s” -Dr. Freckles
I am a hobo-shaman …
“I am a hobo-shaman. I was led astray, but now I can lead the castaways.” – Dr. Freckles