“Project 2025 will make the Manhattan Project look like the Alan Parson’s Project.” – Dr. Freckles
ONE NEAT TRICK!
“What if I told you ONE NEAT TRICK gives you ZERO unemployment? – redefine WHAT unemployment is.” – Dr. Freckles
TRUTH and LIBERTY
“TRUTH and LIBERTY == TRUE … IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
YOU can DO IT!
“You can make a frozen dildo out of GATORADE, and shove it up your butt in the summer time to stay cool.” – Dr. Freckles
What if …
“What if the US dollar imploded in 2019, and the American people were the last to find out about it?” – Dr. Freckles
It could be worse …
“You ever think that IF men and women understood each other, it would be worse?” – Dr. Freckles
Go BERSERK …
“There’s something for EVERYONE to go berserk over this year.” – Dr. Freckles
Vote …
“If you put a gun to my head and said ‘VOTE’, I’d let you blow my brains out.” – Dr. Freckles
Treat me like a human being …
“Treat me like a human being, but don’t blow me up.” – Dr. Freckles
Spider egg chili …
“Life gives you protein cubes, make spider egg chili.” – Dr. Freckles