Category: Dr. Freckles

“Isn’t it important that we have private moments, even with others, where nothing is recorded and all can fade with time?” – Dr. Freckles

“I never really thought about this, but people do grow old and die.” – Dr. Freckles

“When you’re over 50 years old, dogs barking and teenagers talking is pretty much the same shit.” – Dr. Freckles

“You should never eat a Little Debbie’s Nutty Buddy bar … you shouldn’t buy the box of them … don’t look at the ingredients.” – Dr. Freckles

1. plutonium
2. aerosolized death bomb
3. why not dip them in Nalley’s Tamale paste?
4. why do you want to die?

“I bet the beer the Egyptians bought the slaves was about as good, maybe better than, Natural Light … without the luxuries of carbonation, refrigeration.” – Dr. Freckles

“If your church preaches POWER, MONEY, and hoarding those things? – it preaches the gospel of the desert Devil.” – Dr. Freckles

• The greatest power is the WORD.
• The greatest WORD is LOVE.

(Jesus knows these things)

“Shit posting on ZeroHedge … that sounds like a country song, written by someone from New Jersey.” – Dr. Freckles