“Stuff self-cancels when your bank account is empty.” – Dr. Freckles
STAR WARS is gay …
“STAR WARS was always gay.” – Dr. Freckles
Ted Bundy: founding father …
“If Ted Bundy founded a nation? – it would look a lot like the modern State of Israel.” – Dr. Freckles
In a book …
“Any university you want to attend is in a book.” – Dr. Freckles
Build a crooked casino …
“Build a crooked casino, crooked people show up.” – Dr. Freckles
Control …
“Control as a function of complexity becomes illusive at a non-linear rate.” – Dr. Freckles
Which came first …
“Which came first: musical instruments or weapons?” – Dr. Freckles
Anything you do obsessively …
“Anything you do obsessively leaves little room for life.” – Dr. Freckles
Old Style Threat Chain Click Bait …
“Remember when That’s Incredible and the Guinness World Record book were click bait?” – Dr. Freckles
Telling lies …
“Tell a lie long enough? – the liar starts believing it.” – Dr. Freckles