“Abuse doesn’t fix sensitivity, it simply creates more sensors – and most of these new sensors are broken.” – Dr. Freckles
Ewoks and frenchies …
“An ewok is to bigfoot what a frenchie is to a wolf.” – Dr. Freckles
Fuck …
“Fucking kill me or SHUT THE FUCK UP!” – Dr. Freckles
Respect …
“Knowing that everyone walks at their own pace, and no pace is ‘better’ than others, that’s called respect too.” – Dr. Freckles
A bug can be …
“A bug can be a feature until you find it in your soup.” – Dr. Freckles
Fractions …
“Fractions are scary, that’s why SLASHER MOVIES are about fractions.” – Dr. Freckles
(I’ll take 3/4’s John Wayne G.)
Sanguine …
“Sanguine is a crappy word for being optimistic.” – Dr. Freckles
(but are you happy?)
Did not want …
“Lord, I know I deserved it. But I did not want it.” – Dr. Freckles
Everything is wrong …
“Everything is wrong with me, so fuck off.” – Dr. Freckles
I didn’t get better …
“It’s not that I got better, the world got worse.” – Dr. Freckles